Apr 19Sports News In Brief4/19/20Sports News In Brief4/19/20Regretful ‘The Last Dance’ Producers Realize They Probably Should’ve Tried To Interview Michael JordanBRISTOL, CT—Kicking themselves for spacing on what would have been an integral part of the documentary, the…
Apr 17News In Photos4/17/20News In Photos4/17/20Billions Of Viruses Gathered Outside Michigan State Capitol Call For End To Social Distancing Measures
Apr 17American Voices4/17/20American Voices4/17/20Netflix Now Worth More Than DisneyWith more people streaming entertainment at home as the coronavirus leaves brick-and-mortar businesses closed,…
Apr 17Infographic4/17/20Infographic4/17/20Potential Ways For Sports To Restart During CoronavirusThe coronavirus pandemic has virtually halted U.S. sports, but calls for sports to restart to provide entertainment…
Apr 17News in Brief4/17/20News in Brief4/17/20Report: Rising Market Instability Driving More Countries To Peg Currencies To Akon’s AkoinWASHINGTON—As the shock of Covid-19 continues to roil world markets, a report published Friday by the International…
Apr 17News in Brief4/17/20News in Brief4/17/20‘You’ve Served Me Well, But This Has Gone Too Far,’ Says Oprah Loading Shotgun After Watching Dr. Oz, Dr. Phil Fox News AppearancesMONTECITO, CA—Sighing in remorse at the “monsters of my own creation” after viewing recent appearances on Fox News…
Apr 17Onion Magazine4/17/20Onion Magazine4/17/20How Popcorn Dethroned Hen-Of-The-Woods Mushrooms As The Iconic Movie Snack
Apr 17News in Brief4/17/20News in Brief4/17/20Fox News Producer Tasked With Calculating How Long It Would Take To Get Kid Rock A DoctorateNEW YORK—In an effort to bolster the booked guest’s professional credibility, Fox News executives reportedly tasked…
Apr 174/17/20‘Salutations And Good Tidings!’ Blurts Out Man Speaking To Other Human For First Time In Days
Apr 17News In Photos4/17/20News In Photos4/17/20Mental Health Walk Spent Being Glared At By Quarantined People In Windows
Apr 17News in Brief4/17/20News in Brief4/17/20Pathetic Minimum-Wage Worker Devastated About Losing Job That Only Paid Couple Hundred Dollars A Week AnywayPITTSBURGH—Inexplicably stressed and anxious over his recent unemployment, pathetic minimum-wage worker Michael…
Apr 17News4/17/20News4/17/20Innovation FTW: New PS5 Controller Features Third Joystick You Operate With Your TongueIt might be too early to crown a winner in the next generation console wars, but Sony just gave us a major reason to…
Apr 17Sports News In Brief4/17/20Sports News In Brief4/17/20Taiwanese Robot Baseball Fan Ejected For Yelling Slurs At Pitch CameraTAOYUAN, TAIWAN—Shouting “Commodore” as nearby automatons were forced to cover their small peripheral’s microphones,…
Apr 17American Voices4/17/20American Voices4/17/20British WWII Vet Raises Millions For NHS By Walking Laps Around Yard99-year-old British veteran Tom Moore has raised more than $15 million in support of the National Health Service’s…
Apr 16News in Brief4/16/20News in Brief4/16/20Russian Roulette Champion Wouldn’t Let His Son Play Russian RouletteAUSTIN—Expressing deep concern for his child’s well-being if he were to follow in his father’s footsteps, Russian…
Apr 16American Voices4/16/20American Voices4/16/20Spring SAT Tests Cancelled Due To PandemicThe College Board announced that upcoming SAT testing has been postponed due to the coronavirus, but added that if…
Apr 16News in Brief4/16/20News in Brief4/16/20Alex Garland Recalls Discovering Personal Computers While Researching ‘Devs’LONDON—Acknowledging the devices as a “huge influence” on the eight-episode television series, writer-director Alex…
Apr 16News in Brief4/16/20News in Brief4/16/20CEO Assures Employees He Doing Everything In His Power To Lay People OffSAN FRANCISCO—Promising from the bottom of his heart that everyone’s jobs are in jeopardy, WhooshSnaps.biz CEO Brian…
Apr 16News4/16/20News4/16/20Answering The Call: Bungie Announced That Master Chief Is Available To Fight Coronavirus But Isn’t Sure How To Make That HappenAs the Covid-19 pandemic continues to spread, companies are chipping in to help with relief efforts any way they…