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May 1American Voices5/1/20American Voices5/1/20Justin Amash Announces 3rd Party Run For PresidentMichigan Congressman Justin Amash, originally a member of the Republican Party before changing his affiliation to…
May 1Sports News In Brief5/1/20Sports News In Brief5/1/20NCAA Wonders Why Financially Struggling Student Athletes Didn’t Just Exploit Labor Of OthersNEW YORK—Expressing confusion over players’ work ethic, NCAA president Mark Emmert wondered Friday why financially…
May 1News in Brief5/1/20News in Brief5/1/20Man Not Sure He Can Take Another 6 Weeks Of Barely Following CDC GuidelinesST. LOUIS—Following more than a month of halfhearted adherence to guidelines put in place to combat Covid-19, local…
May 1News in Brief5/1/20News in Brief5/1/20Biden Addresses Sexual Assault Allegations: ‘My Advisors Told Me To Say They Aren’t True’WASHINGTON—Addressing allegations by Tara Reade that the Democratic presidential candidate sexually assaulted her…
May 1News5/1/20News5/1/20Even Better Than Travis Scott: The Nephew Of An Epic Games Executive Will Be Playing Some Songs On The Oboe For Everyone In ‘Fortnite’Exciting news, battle royale fans! As any diehard gamer already knows, Fortnite hosted a virtual Travis Scott…
May 1News in Brief5/1/20News in Brief5/1/20Americans React With Indifference After First Case Of Coronavirus Spreading To Pet FerretHASTINGS-ON-HUDSON, NY—Acknowledging that it certainly wasn’t a good thing but there were more pressing matters,…
May 1Infographic5/1/20Infographic5/1/20How Coronavirus Will Change Human RelationshipsResearch suggests the dangers of the coronavirus pandemic likely won’t subside for months, if not longer, and…
May 1American Voices5/1/20American Voices5/1/20New Fossil Evidence Suggests Dinosaur Could SwimPaleontologists say the anatomy of a newly discovered tail fossil proves that Spinosaurus, a carnivore that lived…
Apr 30News in Brief4/30/20News in Brief4/30/20Man In Quarantine Can’t Remember How Long It’s Been Since He Danced Through Town Square Followed By Big Chorus Of Friendly LocalsNEWCASTLE, WA—Expressing nostalgia for the routines of his life before stay-at-home orders began, local man Bryan…
Apr 30News in Brief4/30/20News in Brief4/30/20Look, Brother, Sister Don’t Like That They’re Soulmates EitherSANTA CLARITA, CA—Saying they weren’t exactly thrilled that the universe paired them together with an unbreakable…
Apr 30News in Brief4/30/20News in Brief4/30/20Exhausted Parents Struggling To Limit Child’s Time Using GunDENVER—Following weeks of being continually sheltered in place with the 4-year-old, exhausted parents Josh and…
Apr 30Sports News In Brief4/30/20Sports News In Brief4/30/20Charles Barkley: ‘Michael Jordan Would Have Been Nothing Special Had He Played In My Day’ATLANTA—Mocking the media’s glorification of a player who faced a supposedly soft, talent-deluded league, former NBA…
Apr 30News in Brief4/30/20News in Brief4/30/20Bourgeois Pig Owns Ostentatious Glass Crafted Specifically To Hold WineMILWAUKEE—After he flaunted the opulent receptacle on his front porch and sipped from it in a display of lavish…
Apr 30News in Brief4/30/20News in Brief4/30/20Children’s Science Website Clearly Struggling To Come Up With 10 Facts About SlugsDULUTH, MN—Noting the palpable effort being exerted by the online resource, sources confirmed Thursday that…
Apr 30News in Brief4/30/20News in Brief4/30/20Biden Campaign Fundraising Email Reminds Donors Sexual Assault Allegations Don’t Bury ThemselvesWASHINGTON—Urging supporters to help out and chip in as much as they can, the Joe Biden presidential campaign sent a…