Ford Motor Company announced they will move the planned debut of the new Bronco from July 9 to July 13 after…

Stuck last minute trying to figure out a gift for the father who has everything he possibly needs? Well, these…

AUSTIN, TX—After a routine inspection of a mutual acquaintance’s Instagram page, local woman Alison Hannon remarked…

SKOKIE, IL—Visibly sweating under the scorching summer sun, local woman Chloe Baumgartner reportedly announced “It’s…

BATON ROUGE, LA—Defending the deeply personal pursuit of choking down as many ballpark franks as you can cram into…

Twilight star Kristen Stewart is set to play Princess Diana in an upcoming film which focuses on a weekend in the…

WASHINGTON—Classifying millions of citizens around the country as “total goddamn mysteries,” a resigned Pew Research…

The parent companies of Aunt Jemima pancake mix, Mrs. Butterworth syrup, and Uncle Ben’s rice have each announced…

WASHINGTON—Shuddering at the thought of what another term would bring, a White House toilet reportedly expressed…

FRANKFORT, KY—Describing feelings of excitement despite social unrest and an inundation of calls for justice after…

SEATTLE—Concluding that the species is far more advanced than it pretends to be, researchers at the University of…

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WASHINGTON—Suggesting that Americans should enjoy these halcyon days while they still can, a new report from the Pew…

American Airlines announced this week that due to coronavirus fears they will no longer sell alcohol on flights in…

SIOUX FALLS, SD—Wielding assault rifles and chanting “smarter than the average bear” as they gathered around the…