Jul 24Sports News In Brief7/24/20Sports News In Brief7/24/20Excited Vlad Guerrero Jr. Can’t Believe He Gets To Keep Foul BallTAMPA, FL—Expressing glee that he could hold on to the souvenir for himself without fans in attendance, Blue Jays…
Jul 24News in Brief7/24/20News in Brief7/24/20House Censures Ocasio-Cortez For Using Sexist Slur On Floor Of CongressWASHINGTON—With its vote to adopt a resolution denouncing the freshman’s congresswoman behavior, the House of…
Jul 24Infographic7/24/20Infographic7/24/20Everything We Learned From The New ‘Halo Infinite’ Gameplay TrailerAnyone who played the original Halo:Combat Evolved way back in 2001 knows few shooters have reached the giddy…
Jul 24American Voices7/24/20American Voices7/24/20Taylor Swift Drops Surprise AlbumTaylor Swift released her eighth album, Folklore, in a surprise midnight release on Thursday, announcing on social…
Jul 24News in Brief7/24/20News in Brief7/24/20Twitter Bans 7,000 Hate Accounts That Were A Little Too On The NoseSAN FRANCISCO—Citing the dangerous precedent it set to allow users to continue tweeting without the slightest ounce…
Jul 24News in Brief7/24/20News in Brief7/24/20Victoria’s Secret Introduces New Sexy Push-Up Jack For Maximum LiftCOLUMBUS, OH—Calling it a “fun, hydraulic-powered way” to support curves of all shapes and sizes, Victoria’s Secret…
Jul 24News In Photos7/24/20News In Photos7/24/20Respectful Jogger Yells ‘Move Or I Could Kill You’ As They Run Past
Jul 24News in Brief7/24/20News in Brief7/24/20Student Travels To Remote Indian Temple To Train With Legendary Yoga BallRISHIKESH, INDIA—Arriving early Friday at a remote Himalayan temple after weeks of strenuous travel, American yoga…
Jul 24News in Brief7/24/20News in Brief7/24/20Country Time CEO Unsure If Company Supposed To Be Racist Or NotCHICAGO, IL—Admitting that they had made no significant progress in understanding where they stood in the present…
Jul 24News In Photos7/24/20News In Photos7/24/20In-Flight Announcement Thanks Passengers For Choosing To Destroy Planet With Southwest
Jul 24Infographic7/24/20Infographic7/24/20How To Ease U.S.–China TensionsThe Trump administration ordered China to close its Houston, TX consulate as COVID-19, trade battles, and other…
Jul 24American Voices7/24/20American Voices7/24/20Comic-Con Goes Online For 2020 FestivalThe 51st San Diego Comic-Con will be held 100% online this week due to the coronavirus pandemic, with celebrity…
Jul 23News in Brief7/23/20News in Brief7/23/20ICUs Reach Breaking Point As Nation Hits 4 Million Coronavirus HoaxesWASHINGTON—With medical workers overwhelmed and hospitals short on supplies, intensive care units across the nation…
Jul 23American Voices7/23/20American Voices7/23/20Ohio House Speaker Arrested In $60 Million Bribery SchemeLarry Householder, speaker of the Ohio House of Representatives, was arrested Tuesday in connection to a $60 million…
Jul 23News in Brief7/23/20News in Brief7/23/20Aunt Who’s Really Mom’s Friend Announces She Saw Inside Of Willie Nelson’s Bus OnceFOX CHAPEL, PA—Taking a sip of her jumbo frozen margarita and asking everyone if they remembered the Dripping…
Jul 23News in Brief7/23/20News in Brief7/23/20Clumsy Stealth Drone Surveilling Taliban Base Flees After Accidentally Knocking Over Potted PlantKABUL, AFGHANISTAN—Completely blowing its cover while trying to gather reconnaissance on the terrorist…
Jul 23News In Photos7/23/20News In Photos7/23/20Nation’s Women Mourn Loss Of Ann Taylor Despite Always Claiming Cute Top From Anthropologie