Dec 11Slideshow12/11/20Slideshow12/11/20‘The Onion’ Salutes The Courageous Legislators Determined To Overturn The Will Of VotersThank you for bravely standing up to the American voters.
Dec 11News In Photos12/11/20News In Photos12/11/20Needles Rain From Ceiling Of FDA Headquarters In Celebration Of Vaccine Approval
Dec 11News12/11/20News12/11/20‘The Onion’ Reveals The 2020 Walton Goggins Of The Year Is Walton GogginsWhen the editorial board of The Onion converged to select its Walton Goggins Of The Year for 2020, the room,…
Dec 11American Voices12/11/20American Voices12/11/20Man With 90-Year Sentence For Marijuana Released From Prison71-year-old Richard DeLisi has been released from a Florida prison after serving 31 of his 90-year sentence for…
Dec 11News in Brief12/11/20News in Brief12/11/20FTC Calls For Facebook To Break Up Married Couple’s Weird Shared AccountWASHINGTON—Following a five-year investigation into their joint social media presence, the Federal Trade Commission…
Dec 11Infographic12/11/20Infographic12/11/20Highlights Of The Massive Antitrust Lawsuit Against FacebookOn Wednesday, the Federal Trade Commission and 48 state attorneys general filed a massive antitrust lawsuit against…
Dec 11News In Photos12/11/20News In Photos12/11/20Woman Contorts Body To Show Appropriate Contrition For Being Near Person In Store
Dec 11News in Brief12/11/20News in Brief12/11/20Mom Flatly Informs 30-Year-Old Son He’s Getting 3 Sweaters And A Nintendo Switch For ChristmasWILMINGTON, DE—Dispensing with any air of formality, local mother Linda Southerton flatly informed her 30-year-old…
Dec 11News In Photos12/11/20News In Photos12/11/20Tabletop Crumbs Neatly Brushed Past Cupped Hand Directly Onto Floor
Dec 11American Voices12/11/20American Voices12/11/20Guy Fieri Raises $21.5 Million For Unemployed Restaurant WorkersFood Network star Guy Fieri, host Diners, Drive-ins And Dives, has raised over $21.5 for restaurant workers…
Dec 10American Voices12/10/20American Voices12/10/20Pantone Unveils 2 Colors Of The Year For 2021Pantone announced Ultimate Gray and Illuminating, a bright yellow, are their colors of the year for 2021, marking…
Dec 10News In Photos12/10/20News In Photos12/10/20Tim Cook Introduces 2 Single Friends Who He Thinks Would Really Hit It Off In Apple Keynote
Dec 10News in Brief12/10/20News in Brief12/10/20Taylor Swift Fans Furious After Artist Excluded From ESPN’s List Of Best NBA Players Of 2020SCOTTSDALE, AZ—Coordinating to lambast the publication across social media platforms, Taylor Swift fans were…
Dec 10News in Brief12/10/20News in Brief12/10/20New Instant Pot Comes With Recipe Book For Easy Weeknight IEDsKANATA, ONTARIO—To demonstrate how the popular multicooker can be used to prepare a variety of quick and deadly…
Dec 10Infographic12/10/20Infographic12/10/20What To Know About The Georgia Senate RunoffsOn January 5, Georgia voters will return to the polls to vote in runoff elections for both of the state’s Senate…
Dec 10News in Brief12/10/20News in Brief12/10/20CDC Announces Everyone Who Will Receive Vaccine Has Already Been NotifiedWASHINGTON—Thanking the many Americans who showed interest in getting inoculated against Covid-19, the CDC announced…
Dec 10News In Photos12/10/20News In Photos12/10/20Woman Who Took Up Knitting At Start Of Pandemic Still Mindlessly Adding To 250-Mile Scarf
Dec 10American Voices12/10/20American Voices12/10/20Man Named William Shakespeare Is One Of First in England to Receive Coronavirus VaccineEighty-one-year-old William Shakespeare of Warwickshire, England became one of the first in the world to receive…
Dec 9American Voices12/9/20American Voices12/9/20Mysterious Illness Hospitalizes 300 In IndiaHealth officials are investigating after 315 people in a city in southern India were hospitalized over the weekend…