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SILVER SPRING, MD—Leaving behind a devastating trail of destruction, a 5,000-foot ball of discarded packaging…
Dec 25
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While many people will be gathering with family and friends this holiday season to eat, drink, and be merry, others…
Dec 24
EAGAN, MN—Intimidated yet intrigued as he contemplated the two-pound, 3,500-calorie peppermint treat, local man Mark…
Dec 23
The Christmas season is a special time of year that is meant to be filled with joy and goodwill. Here are The Onion’s…
Dec 23
KANSAS CITY, MO—Holding his breath and cowering in a corner as the screaming 58-year-old tore through his house,…
Dec 22
His name might be Curtis? After a while though we figured we had to start tipping, otherwise we’d be embarrassed.
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From fashioning straw yule goats in Scandinavia to the Feast of the Seven Fishes in southern Italy, Christmas is…
Dec 21
ORLANDO, FL—Aiming to make the process of forcible displacement easier for all involved, a new humane…
Dec 21
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The Onion provides in-depth coverage of how the coronavirus response is being mismanaged, botched, and fucked up at…
Dec 21
NEW YORK—Describing the choice of the holiday as a trite and uninspired decision, researchers at Columbia University…
Dec 21
Authorities in the Marshall Islands say a boat containing an estimated $80 million worth of cocaine that washed…