Jan 27News in Brief1/27/20News in Brief1/27/20Mike Pompeo: ‘There Is Overwhelming And Undeniable Evidence To Support Going To War With Whoever’
Sep 19News in Brief9/19/19News in Brief9/19/19Pompeo To Increase Bombing In Afghanistan After Figuring They’ll Miss And Hit Iran At Some Point
Jun 24 2019News in Brief6/24/19News in Brief6/24/19John Bolton Urges War Against The Sun After Uncovering Evidence It Has Nuclear Capabilities
Jun 20 2019News in Brief6/20/19News in Brief6/20/19Bolton Argues War With Iran Only Way To Avenge Americans Killed In Upcoming War With Iran
Jun 17 2019News6/17/19News6/17/19White House Hires Top Hollywood Agent To Pitch Action-Packed, High-Concept War With Iran To American Public
May 15 2019News In Photos5/15/19News In Photos5/15/19Report: It Not Good Time For Long, Devastating War For Iran, Either
Feb 19 2019News In Photos2/19/19News In Photos2/19/19Death Of Sailor In Iconic VJ-Day Photo Reminds Americans Of Halcyon Days When Wars Still Ended
Feb 14 2019News in Brief2/14/19News in Brief2/14/19Elliott Abrams Defends War Crimes As Happening Back In The ’80s When Everyone Was Doing It
Nov 29 2018News in Brief11/29/18News in Brief11/29/18Senate Bill To End U.S. Role In Yemen War Rejected By House Raytheon Executives
Oct 15 2018News10/15/18News10/15/18Cows Trample Dozens Of Lobsters To Death In Escalating Surf ’N’ Turf War
Jul 23 2018News In Photos7/23/18News In Photos7/23/18Trump Warns Iran That U.S. Won’t Tolerate Widespread Suffering In Any Country Besides America
Apr 16 2018News in Brief4/16/18News in Brief4/16/18U.S. Won’t Rule Out Escalating Defense-Sector Profits From Syria Conflict
Apr 12 2018News in Brief4/12/18News in Brief4/12/18‘Look, Just Tell Us Who To Kill,’ Snaps U.S. General As Trump Enters 20th Minute Of Rambling Answer On Syria
Apr 12 2018News In Photos4/12/18News In Photos4/12/18Bolton: ‘We Will Not Be Drawn Into A Lengthy Ground War In Syria—Although, Saying It Out Loud, That Sounds Incredible’
Mar 23 2018News3/23/18News3/23/18U.S. Military Announces Plan To Consolidate All Wars Into Final, Epic Battle
Feb 16 2018News2/16/18News2/16/18Raytheon Unveils Military Robot Capable Of Composing Poignant Poems About Horrors Of War
Oct 23 2017News in Brief10/23/17News in Brief10/23/17Trump Called Up For Vietnam Service After Last Of Draft Deferments Expires
Oct 19 2017News in Brief10/19/17News in Brief10/19/17‘What Were We Talking About Again?’ Says Trump 15 Seconds Into Phone Call To Family Of Fallen Soldier
Oct 19 2017News in Brief10/19/17News in Brief10/19/17Trump Comforts Grieving War Widow By Assuring Her He Will Never Die
