Aug 19 2019News in Brief8/19/19News in Brief8/19/19NRA Warns Banning Assault Weapons Would Infringe On Americans’ Constitutional Right To Make Them All PayFAIRFAX, VA—Citing the founding fathers’ strongly held beliefs regarding violent retribution, the National Rifle…
Jul 8 2019News in Brief7/8/19News in Brief7/8/19NRA Insists That Most Recent Mass Shooting Does Not Accurately Reflect Potential Deadliness Of FirearmFAIRFAX, VA—Noting that the weapons used in recent mass shootings were designed to wreak far more havoc, officials…
Feb 22 2018News In Photos2/22/18News In Photos2/22/18Wayne LaPierre Accidentally Blows Hand Off During CPAC Speech
Oct 2 2017News in Brief10/2/17News in Brief10/2/17NRA Says Mass Shootings Just The Unfortunate Price Of Protecting People’s Freedom To Commit Mass ShootingsFAIRFAX, VA—In the aftermath of a shooting in Las Vegas that left at least 58 people dead and more than 500 wounded,…
Jun 13 2016News in Brief6/13/16News in Brief6/13/16Concerned NRA Official Rushes Out To Purchase Congressman Following Mass ShootingWASHINGTON—Admitting he felt “scared and nervous” after the deadliest mass shooting in U.S. history at an Orlando,…
Nov 30 2015News in Brief11/30/15News in Brief11/30/15NRA Visits Colorado Police Evidence Room To Check Up On Rifle Used In Planned Parenthood ShootingCOLORADO SPRINGS, CO—After learning that the gun had been involved in a violent attack that left three dead,…
Apr 3 2013News in Brief4/3/13News in Brief4/3/13Unstable Man Plots To Bring Guns To SchoolsFAIRFAX, VA—According to sources, local man Wayne LaPierre, an individual with a long history of unstable and…
Mar 28 2013News in Brief3/28/13News in Brief3/28/13Emotional Wayne LaPierre Honors Victims Of Background ChecksWASHINGTON—In an emotionally charged press conference addressing gun control legislation, NRA vice president Wayne…
Jan 28 2013Commentary1/28/13Commentary1/28/13When Will These Senseless Gun Debates Come To An End?We live in a great country. Between our democratic values, constitutional freedoms, and rich traditions, Americans…
Jan 18 2013News in Brief1/18/13News in Brief1/18/13Wayne LaPierre Goes On Harpooning Spree To Prove Some Sort Of PointFAIRFAX, VA—In what sources said was most likely an attempt to prove some kind of point about something, a…
Jan 7 2013News1/7/13News1/7/13Frustrated Wayne LaPierre Thought Murder Of 20 Children By Crazed Gunman Would Have Blown Over By NowFAIRFAX, VA—More than three weeks after the mass shooting at Sandy Hook Elementary School, annoyed NRA president…
Jul 20 2012News in Brief7/20/12News in Brief7/20/12NRA: 'Please Try To Remember All The Wonderful Things Guns Do For Us Every Day'FAIRFAX, VA—In the wake of last evening’s horrific shooting that killed 12 in a movie theater in Aurora, Colorado,…
May 25 2012News5/25/12News5/25/12NRA Sets 1,000 Killed In School Shooting As Amount It Would Take For Them To Reconsider Much Of Anything‘Yeah, Something Like 1,000 Dead Kids,’ Reports Spokesperson