Weddings

PORTSMOUTH, NH—Following the bride-and-groom-to-be’s decision to celebrate their union with loved ones despite the…

PORTLAND, ME—Barely able to contain the slight approval on his face, local groom Brad Donnelly confirmed Friday that…

CARMEL, IN—In a report that shed new light into “How to really get this party going,” wedding guest Melissa Ramirez…

GREENFIELD, MA—Citing the ornate icons adorning the walls and the strange chanting in an unfamiliar language,…

WASHINGTON—Explaining that such a miscarriage of justice would not be tolerated under his watch, President Donald…

NEW YORK—Maintaining that the jewelry was absolutely essential in communicating trust and commitment to your…

CLEVELAND, OH—Relying completely on the acclaimed poet’s platitudes on life, love, and loss, anxiety-ridden wedding…

KANSAS CITY, MO—Lamenting that the ceremony was an absolute shit show, local grandmother Shirley Ingle could not…

CONSHOHOCKEN, PA—In an effort to meet the specific needs of even its most reprehensible customers, David’s Bridal…

SANDY SPRINGS, GA—Speaking to reporters ahead of their planned June wedding, engaged couple Sarah Hargrove and Brian…

POMONA, CA—Acknowledging that although she has always imagined her special day as something out of a storybook,…

LONDON—Claiming they wanted a ceremony that reflected who they really are as a couple, Prince Harry and Meghan…

NEW YORK—Saying there was no substitute for cleaning up top-to-bottom with soap and everything, showerin’ real good…

DALLAS—Calling it his own personal blessing to the bride and groom, wedding caterer Isaac Bellacosa told reporters…