CLEVELAND, OH—Relying completely on the acclaimed poet’s platitudes on life, love, and loss, anxiety-ridden wedding…
KANSAS CITY, MO—Lamenting that the ceremony was an absolute shit show, local grandmother Shirley Ingle could not…
CONSHOHOCKEN, PA—In an effort to meet the specific needs of even its most reprehensible customers, David’s Bridal…
SANDY SPRINGS, GA—Speaking to reporters ahead of their planned June wedding, engaged couple Sarah Hargrove and Brian…
INDIANAPOLIS—Naively scrutinizing every detail of their big night in a misguided attempt to make it perfect, local…
POMONA, CA—Acknowledging that although she has always imagined her special day as something out of a storybook,…
LONDON—Claiming they wanted a ceremony that reflected who they really are as a couple, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle…
NEW YORK—Saying there was no substitute for cleaning up top-to-bottom with soap and everything, showerin’ real good…
DALLAS—Calling it his own personal blessing to the bride and groom, wedding caterer Isaac Bellacosa told reporters…
CHARLOTTE, NC—Calling the woman perfectly suited to bear the brunt of her pre-wedding psychosis, bride-to-be Emily…
NASHVILLE, TN—Noting that the small detail was crucial for creating her ideal fairy-tale wedding, 30-year-old bride…
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MATERA, ITALY—Explaining that there really isn’t much else to do in the sleepy hillside community, residents of the…
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