The Inventory

Wedding Experts Say Engagement Ring Should Cost At Least Three Diamond Miners’ Lives

Nervous Maid Of Honor Just Stringing Together Random Maya Angelou Quotes

12/05/18 1:49PM

Tips For Giving A Great Wedding Toast

10/16/18 2:27PM

Grandmother Can’t Believe She Hung On This Long For Granddaughter’s Lame-Ass Wedding

Bride And Groom Clearly Have Not Kissed Much

David’s Bridal Introduces New Line Of Whore-Red Dresses For Wicked, Impure Divorcées’ Shameful Second Weddings

5/31/18 10:25AM

Couple Just Wants Small Ceremony In Public Park With Close Friends And Shirtless Stranger Hanging Around Tree

5/14/18 11:29AM

Couple Stressing About Wedding Plans As If It Won’t Just Take A String Of Edison Bulbs To Knock Guests’ Fucking Socks Off

Bride Has To Admit It’d Be Pretty Exciting If Someone Objected At Wedding

3/21/18 10:03AM

Prince Harry, Meghan Markle Debating Between Hawaiian Luau- Or ‘X-Files’-Themed Wedding

2/07/18 12:26PM

Showerin’ Real Good Continues To Top Bridal Style Trends Of 2017

11/27/17 7:04AM

Wedding Caterer Likes To Throw In Extra Potatoes If It Seems Like Couple Genuinely In Love

Maid Of Honor Specifically Selected For Ability To Take Emotional Beating

Bride Always Dreamed About Making Fiancé’s Friends Sweat Asses Off In Fucking Sun

The Onion’s Guide To Wedding Attire

Couple Puts Handful Of Items On Registry That Loser Family Members Can Afford

4/07/17 10:15AM

Why Fewer Young People Are Getting Married

Rustic Italian Village Just Killing Time Between Wedding Feasts

I Can’t Imagine My Wedding Day Without You Sitting There Uncomfortably At A Table Full Of People You Don’t Know

Tips For Throwing The Perfect Bachelorette Party

7/22/16 10:30AM

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