Mar 27Slideshow3/27/20Slideshow3/27/2020 Women Throughout History And 5 From The FutureCleopatra: A highly influential Egyptian leader who helped spread bangs throughout the Ptolemaic dynasty.
Apr 5 2018News in Brief4/5/18News in Brief4/5/18Gynecologists Recommend Taking Time Off Between IUDs To Allow Body To Expel Backlogged PeriodsROCHESTER, MN—In an effort to promote optimal women’s health, gynecologists at the Mayo Clinic recommended Thursday…
Oct 26 2017News in Brief10/26/17News in Brief10/26/17OB-GYN Kind Of Annoyed She Has To Confirm Woman’s Premonition About Sex Of Baby That Came To Her In DreamGAINESVILLE, VA—Cursing under her breath while examining the ultrasound image, area ob-gyn Dr. Geena McDyer was…
Oct 12 2017News in Brief10/12/17News in Brief10/12/17Nation’s Women Clarify They Harbor No Secret Desire To See Colleagues’, Acquaintances’, Strangers’ Genitals‘If There Were Any Lingering Doubts, Rest Assured We Do Not Need Them Shown To Us’
Oct 7 2017News in Brief10/7/17News in Brief10/7/17Woman Comes Forward With First Allegations Of Biggest Sexual Harassment Scandal Of 2036NEW YORK—Saying she needed to stand up to the prominent individual for whom she works and “make [her] voice heard,”…
Sep 13 2017VideoNOW: Focus9/13/17 VideoNOW: Focus9/13/17Asian-American Actresses Describe Struggle Of Constantly Being Typecast As Sherlock Holmes
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Aug 9 2017News in Brief8/9/17News in Brief8/9/17Report: Rich Suitors Able To Correctly Guess Beautiful Woman’s Dress Size 92% Of TimeNEW YORK—Finding a remarkable consistency in such individuals’ predictive ability, a report released Wednesday by…
Jul 18 2017Infographic7/18/17Infographic7/18/17Notable Female Writers Throughout HistoryJane Austen died 200 years ago today, but she continues to be widely read and influential to today’s writers. The…
Jun 14 2017VideoInsights6/14/17 VideoInsights6/14/17Can A Mother Actually Lift A Car If Her Child Is Trapped Under It?Of course she can. Women are amazing, Onion Science Editor Raef Gillis explains.
Jun 1 2017News6/1/17News6/1/17Nation Unable To Discern Why Unattractive Woman On Screen‘Maybe She’ll Be Attractive Later,’ Say Citizens
Apr 24 2017News in Brief4/24/17News in Brief4/24/17Man Holding Hands With Pregnant Woman Must Have Weird FetishRED BANK, NJ—Testing the limits of what even the most progressive onlookers considered publicly acceptable, a man…
Mar 31 2017News in Brief3/31/17News in Brief3/31/17Beauty Industry Exec Keeps Photo Of Crying 15-Year-Old Girl On Desk To Remind Himself Why He Does ThisNEW YORK—Saying it regularly provides him with the motivation he needs to get through the day, Estée Lauder senior…
Mar 29 2017News in Brief3/29/17News in Brief3/29/17Woman Conducting Ongoing Scientific Experiment On Own SkinDULUTH, MN—Noting her methodic applications of various chemical agents in carefully controlled combinations, sources…
Mar 10 2017News in Brief3/10/17News in Brief3/10/17Helpful Man Saves Woman Effort Of Telling Idea To Boss HerselfATLANTA—In an unprompted act of generosity from one coworker to another, Spryte Logistics employee Ben Graham…
Mar 8 2017News in Brief3/8/17News in Brief3/8/17‘This Women’s Strike Won’t Accomplish Anything,’ Reports Man Who Will Boycott Upcoming ‘Avengers’ MovieDURHAM, NC—Explaining that the global display of female solidarity will ultimately have no impact on the supposed…
Mar 8 2017News in Brief3/8/17News in Brief3/8/17Women’s Strike A Sobering Reality Check For Subway MasturbatorNEW YORK—Alarmed at the aisles and seats all but devoid of female commuters, subway masturbator Doug Waters told…