Coworkers Agog As Employee Introduces New Shirt Into Rotation
LANCASTER, PA—Awestruck by the sight of their longtime colleague struggling out of his jacket and adjusting his cuffs,…
Pros And Cons Of Salary Transparency
An increasing number of people advocate being open about salaries as a way to fix pay iniquities and encourage…
Dad Heartbreakingly Thinks His Connections Can Help Son Find Job
CLEVELAND—In a devastatingly sad overestimation of his influence in the professional world, local father Bruce Tenety,…
Man Losing Respect For Incompetent Boss Who Won’t Fire Him
BOULDER, CO—Claiming that anyone with even a little bit of pride in their company would have dismissed such a terrible…
Man Regrets Wasting Money On College After Failing To Secure Perfect Dream Life By 24
NEW YORK—Noting that his four years at Fordham University hadn’t even led to a 3,000-square-foot penthouse apartment on…
Report: There No Way Of Knowing Whether The Vague Award Mom Won At Work A Big Deal Or What
ROXBOROUGH, PA—Wondering what kind of honor a company bestows upon a part-time clerical employee, the family of local…
Man Crouched Inside Of Robotic Welding Arm Terrified Robot Will Eventually Take His Job
TULSA, OK—Dreading the day new technologies would emerge to render his craft obsolete, Vince Callahan, an autoworker…
Furloughed Federal Employee Starts Online Search For New Government
WASHINGTON—Saying that the ongoing shutdown, which has lasted nearly a month, had forced him to consider other options…
Man Spends Long Day At Work Waiting To Go Home And Be Lonely
BALTIMORE—Sighing in exasperation and repeatedly checking the clock as he completed a number of menial tasks, area man…
Report: Greatest Factor In Employee Retention Boss Sending Out End-Of-Year Note Titled ‘Thanks Team’
CAMBRIDGE, MA—Citing the gesture as a “best practice shared across the nation’s highest-morale offices,” researchers at…
Recruiter Saw Your Background In Computer Science And Thought Maybe You’d Be Interested In Working Part-Time At A Kohl’s In Sioux City
ROCKLAND, ME—Noting your undergraduate minor in data systems, a qualification which he claims makes you uniquely suited…
Nonprofit Places Burnouts In Jobs You Can Do Blitzed Out Of Your Mind
SANTA FE, NM—In an effort to provide habitually drug-addled community members with more and better legal opportunities…
‘Once They Put Me On Cheeses, I Will Finally Be Happy,’ Says Costco Employee Handing Out Free Vienna Sausage Samples
WINCHESTER, VA—Attributing her current apathy to being stuck in the wholesaler’s remote canned goods aisle, Costco…
HR Director Doesn’t Know What It Is About Her That Makes People Want To Unload All Their Problems
NEW YORK—Expressing frustration after yet another company employee visited her office with an issue, human resources…
Sweatshop Worker Doesn’t Even Want To Know Working Conditions Of Place Her Company Gets Fabric
DHAKA, BANGLADESH—Attempting to shake her thoughts regarding the horrific possibilities of the textile manufacturing…
New Study Confirms This Didn’t Even Feel Like A 4-Day Work Week
ROCHESTER, NY—In what researchers deemed “a total slog from start to finish,” a new study published Friday by the…
Nation Baffled By Childless Woman Who Doesn’t Even Have High-Powered Career
AKRON, OH—Unsure what to make of the mid-level salesperson who is both unmarried and not pregnant, Americans were…