The Inventory

India Continues Surge Towards Status As First World Nation By Reelecting Racist, Right-Wing Authoritarian

BREAKING: Situation Worsens In Venezuela, Bolivia, U.S., Japan, Mexico, Iraq, Spain

5/16/19 12:22PM

Drunk American In England Still Not Used To Driving On Left Sidewalk

5/02/19 10:30AM

Gamers Rejoice: Here Is The Word ‘Japan’

5/01/19 11:13AM

How Brexit Uncertainty Is Affecting UK Residents

Emmanuel Macron Not Sure How To Tell Billionaires Notre Dame Repair Only Costs $200

4/22/19 12:54PM

Unemployed Prince Harry, Meghan Markle Announce Plans To Give Baby Up For Adoption

China Discontinues State Surveillance Program After Finally Finding Guy Who Drove Into Xi Jinping’s Mailbox

4/19/19 11:33AM

North Korea Tests Out New Knife In Smaller Escalation Of Threats To U.S.

Investigators Trace Cause Of Notre Dame Fire To Cathedral’s Outdated 12th-Century Electrical System

Paris Vows To Rebuild Notre Dame Despite Cosmic Absurdity Of Seeking Inherent Meaning In Fleeting Creations Of Man

4/16/19 12:13PM

Notre Dame Gargoyle Going To Stay As Still As Possible Until Arson Investigator Gone

4/16/19 11:10AM

Jesus Christ Pushes Past Firefighter Into Burning Notre Dame To Save Beloved Relic

Netanyahu Vows To Clog The Rivers With Skulls Of His Enemies In Last-Minute Push To Win Over Undecided Voters

4/09/19 11:54AM

Kim Jong-Un Panics After Returning To North Korea To Find Country’s Populace Has Escaped

Mike Pence Criticizes Venezuela’s Use Of Torture, Starvation On Non-Homosexual Citizens

Netanyahu Defends New Alliance With Israel’s Far-Right Aryan Supremacy Party

U.S. Aid To Venezuela Just Lit Stick Of Dynamite Painted To Look Like Carrot

Trump Confirms All Violent Options On The Table In Venezuela

2/19/19 12:31PM

Chinese Man Worried You Can’t Have Respectful Debate About How Amazing Government Is Anymore

2/15/19 11:24AM

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