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Sweden Announces Plan To Get 100% Of Energy From Unguarded Wall Outlet In Finland By 2030

7/10/19 11:45AM

Bolton Argues War With Iran Only Way To Avenge Americans Killed In Upcoming War With Iran

U.N. Secretary General Assumes Someone Already Doing Something About Uighur Internment Camps

6/19/19 11:48AM

Chinese Government Asks Entire Nation To Pose While Millions Of Surveillance Cameras Take Photographs

India Continues Surge Towards Status As First World Nation By Reelecting Racist, Right-Wing Authoritarian

5/23/19 11:39AM

BREAKING: Situation Worsens In Venezuela, Bolivia, U.S., Japan, Mexico, Iraq, Spain

5/16/19 12:22PM

Drunk American In England Still Not Used To Driving On Left Sidewalk

5/02/19 10:30AM

Gamers Rejoice: Here Is The Word ‘Japan’

5/01/19 11:13AM

How Brexit Uncertainty Is Affecting UK Residents

Emmanuel Macron Not Sure How To Tell Billionaires Notre Dame Repair Only Costs $200

4/22/19 12:54PM

Unemployed Prince Harry, Meghan Markle Announce Plans To Give Baby Up For Adoption

China Discontinues State Surveillance Program After Finally Finding Guy Who Drove Into Xi Jinping’s Mailbox

4/19/19 11:33AM

North Korea Tests Out New Knife In Smaller Escalation Of Threats To U.S.

Investigators Trace Cause Of Notre Dame Fire To Cathedral’s Outdated 12th-Century Electrical System

Paris Vows To Rebuild Notre Dame Despite Cosmic Absurdity Of Seeking Inherent Meaning In Fleeting Creations Of Man

4/16/19 12:13PM

Notre Dame Gargoyle Going To Stay As Still As Possible Until Arson Investigator Gone

4/16/19 11:10AM

Jesus Christ Pushes Past Firefighter Into Burning Notre Dame To Save Beloved Relic

Netanyahu Vows To Clog The Rivers With Skulls Of His Enemies In Last-Minute Push To Win Over Undecided Voters

4/09/19 11:54AM

Kim Jong-Un Panics After Returning To North Korea To Find Country’s Populace Has Escaped

Mike Pence Criticizes Venezuela’s Use Of Torture, Starvation On Non-Homosexual Citizens

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