Bashar Al-Assad Shares Laugh With Military Leaders Over Time He Once Wanted To Be A Doctor And Help People

DAMASCUS‚ÄĒDuring a meeting to review the body counts from his latest initiatives to retake rebel-held regions of the country, Syrian president Bashar al-Assad shared an extended laugh with his top military leaders on Thursday over the time in his life when he wanted to be a doctor and help people. ‚ÄúOh man, can you even‚Ķ

Queen Elizabeth Frantically Trying To Preserve European Alliances By Arranging Great-Grandchildren’s Marriages

LONDON‚ÄĒAfter Prime Minister Theresa May initiated official proceedings for Great Britain‚Äôs exit from the European Union, sources confirmed Thursday that Queen Elizabeth II has been frantically trying to preserve the nation‚Äôs European alliances by arranging the marriages of her great-grandchildren. ‚ÄúWith Britain‚Ķ

John Kerry Scrambles To Stop Bunker’s Self-Destruct Sequence As Russian Oligarch Taunts Him From Bank Of Monitors

BOGDARNYA, RUSSIA‚ÄĒWorking frantically to gain access to the system‚Äôs override settings at the computer terminal controlling the impending implosion, Secretary of State John Kerry scrambled to stop the self-destruct sequence of an underground bunker located thousands of feet below the Russian countryside Tuesday while‚Ķ