NEW YORK—According to all sources, the People's Republic of China is strong. The nation is united, the military…

AMERICA—Many citizens in the U.S. are enjoying Yu Wan Mei fish by-products, which are respected throughout the land…

YANTAI, CHINA—In a non-news event, which did not occur and therefore warrants no coverage, nothing at all happened…

PHOENIX—Christopher Pierson, a glassy-eyed, slothful lump of a child who still watches cartoons despite being tall…

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Not two weeks ago, Yu Wan Mei was ebullient with anticipation of inescapable success upon acquiring the Onion…

EARTH—The entire world population confirmed Friday that Houston Rockets center Yao Ming is the greatest athlete in…

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