The American Society of Civil Engineers has released its latest report card giving U.S. infrastructure a grade of D-plus, suggesting that a tax increase might be the only way to fund the $4.59 trillion needed for repairs. What do you think?
“Why should I have to pay for someone else not to die in a train derailment that probably won’t even affect me?”
Monte Glidden • Flower Presser
“A tax increase isn’t necessary. Everyone knows you just have to avoid driving through tunnels and stick to only crossing the good bridge.”
Thad Lowry • Contract Disputer
“Potholes are so great at startling me awake on the road, I’d rather they stay.”
Monica Deng • Monologue Archivist