A recent Taylor Swift concert in downtown Seattle shook the ground so hard, it registered signals on a nearby seismometer roughly equivalent to a 2.3-magnitude earthquake. What do you think?
“I put my go-bag together as soon as I heard she was coming to town.”
Sandy Kruss, Shop Steward
“Let this be a warning to other cities who displease Swift.”
Alan Hayes, Unemployed
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“Hopefully, technological advancements will allow us to better predict Taylor Swift concerts.”
Lionel Tlhapi, Urban Forester