A mathematics teacher at a community college in Baltimore has been sentenced to a year in prison for offering students better grades in exchange for cash, charging $150 for a C grade, $250 for a B, and $500 for an A. What do you think?

“Not to brag, but I can get a ‘C’ for free.”
Ahmed Westphalen, Tank Driver

“But it’s a kind of math.”
Albertina Stenner, Anti-Gas Masker

“Hey, teachers have to make money somehow.”
Carmelo Piechocki, Vodka Infuser