Republicans in Tennessee have amended a bill that would establish an “alternative form of marriage,” primarily meant to create a class of common-law marriage that would be limited to heterosexual people, to include age limits after a week of backlash. What do you think?
“Those wedding receptions would have sucked anyway.”
Yvonne Cox, Millennial Expert
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“Well, there goes the one alternative that would have made me believe in the institution of marriage.”
Hiru Tessmann, Blurb Writer
“If you can enlist in the army at 18, why aren’t you also mature enough to legally marry a 12-year-old?”
Brett Fornah, Flower Girl Stylist