• Caddie: Assistant hired to carry golfers between holes
  • Divots: Chunks of grass taken out of the fairway during your swing and during the tantrum after your swing
  • Hazard: Any part of the course that introduces special rules for gameplay such as sand traps, water, or an escaped mental patient heading right for your foursome
  • Eagle: Common collective term for large birds of prey within the family Accipitridae
  • Hole-in-one: The strongest argument for never golfing alone

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