Defensive Tackle, Denver Broncos
Strengths: No longer a Jacksonville Jaguar; Helmet is natural outgrowth of head; Weight allows him to easily plug all holes and arteries
Weakness: Very embarrassed when he doesn’t fit into backfield
Favorite Cut Of Football: Rump
Celebrity Look-Alike: Grimace
Sack Celebration: Flashes thumbs-up sign, shouts “all right!”
40-Yard Dash: Just under 4.3 days
Weight: 1.69 Matt Praters