
Despite FDA approval and multiple studies proving it provides life-saving immunity, many people across the United States refuse to get the Covid-19 vaccine. Here are the most terrifying excuses anti-vaxxers use to avoid getting immunized.
Despite FDA approval and multiple studies proving it provides life-saving immunity, many people across the United States refuse to get the Covid-19 vaccine. Here are the most terrifying excuses anti-vaxxers use to avoid getting immunized.
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Sure, it’d be nice to stick it to your ex by never getting vaccinated, but he’ll probably be pretty smug if you die too.
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Stop conflating causation with correlation!
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God, these people are a bunch of fucking idiots, huh?
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There’s no way they could wire something like this.
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While social anxiety is a real mental illness millions nationwide must struggle with, a competent therapist would encourage their patient to confront their fears and get the shot anyways.
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Fair.
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Also fair.
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Anything could be lurking in the dark depths of the sea, but that’s neither here nor there.
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The vaccine has absolutely no effect on menstruation, which is controlled entirely by the moon.
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Misinformation about mRNA is nothing compared to the fear tactics that convince people the vaccine needle goes through their pupil or, alternatively, all the way up their urethra.
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Unfortunately, there’s no easy way to beat this excuse. If they’re busy, they’re busy.
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Anti-vaxxers love to act like their master is the one holding them back from getting the jab, even though no samurai actually gives a shit whether their apprentice has been inoculated.
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Maybe, but you will be let into your nearest Six Flags location, and that’s arguably just as good.
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Anti-vaxxers will pretend like they have a roast in the oven to avoid getting the shot, a facade that easily crumbles when you press them on how they’re braising it and what sides they’re preparing.
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A common misconception that the Covid-19 vaccine is hearty and filling, when it would barely constitute an hors d’oeuvre.
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Since many people have survived the disease, anti-vaxxers argue that Coronavirus is just like a bad cold that millions of drama queens have died from.
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Anti-vaxxers will often use an excuse like this while licking an enormous lollipop they got from the local candy store and don’t need a sucker from the doctor. This neglects to take into account that they could bank the wrapped lollipop and continue about their merry way with the current one.
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In reality, Bill Gates has no interest whatsoever in tracking your whereabouts unless you were one of the people who witnessed him on Jeffrey Epstein’s island.
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Anti-vaxxers love tuning out inconvenient information, like the fact that billions of bodies somehow endured the trauma of having a needle stuck in their arm.
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Wait. Is there really no vaccine? No, hold on. That’s how they get you.
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