Texas UFO Identified

An object that streaked dramatically across the Texas sky earlier this week was identified by the FAA as a meteor, not, as many had speculated, debris from a satellite collision. What do you think?

"I saw that! I made a wish on it that I would be interviewed by a newspaper I'd never heard of!"

Kim Richter • Customer Service Representative


"Just in case, they should have teams across Texas yee-hawing and firing wildly into the air in around-the-clock shifts."

Kelly Zeroth • Accountant

"Yes. Meteor. Of course that is what it can be, please. My name? John…Smith. I live in Earth."

John Smith • Earth Human