The 4 Other Human Beings We Saw This Year

12/22/20 8:00AM

2 / 6

The Delivery Guy Who Dropped Off Jimmy John’s Enough Times That We Started To Recognize Him

His name might be Curtis? After a while though we figured we had to start tipping, otherwise we’d be embarrassed.

3 / 6

Tom

Tom is the manager at the 7-Eleven around the corner from us, so we see him every day, and he fucking hates our guts.

4 / 6

Mother Theresa

This actually ended up being a Covid-induced hallucination, but it was cool nonetheless.

5 / 6

An Intruder

Late at night two months ago, we heard a window break and a still-unidentified man came in and stole our TV at gunpoint. In terms of contact it’s not the best, but it’s still better than nothing.

6 / 6

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The 4 Other Human Beings We Saw This Year
The Delivery Guy Who Dropped Off Jimmy John’s Enough Times That We Started To Recognize Him
Tom
Mother Theresa
An Intruder