The 4 Other Human Beings We Saw This Year

2 / 6

The Delivery Guy Who Dropped Off Jimmy John’s Enough Times That We Started To Recognize Him

His name might be Curtis? After a while though we figured we had to start tipping, otherwise we’d be embarrassed.

3 / 6

Tom

Tom is the manager at the 7-Eleven around the corner from us, so we see him every day, and he fucking hates our guts.

4 / 6

Mother Theresa

This actually ended up being a Covid-induced hallucination, but it was cool nonetheless.

5 / 6

An Intruder

Late at night two months ago, we heard a window break and a still-unidentified man came in and stole our TV at gunpoint. In terms of contact it’s not the best, but it’s still better than nothing.