
2 / 6
His name might be Curtis? After a while though we figured we had to start tipping, otherwise we’d be embarrassed.
3 / 6
Tom is the manager at the 7-Eleven around the corner from us, so we see him every day, and he fucking hates our guts.
4 / 6
This actually ended up being a Covid-induced hallucination, but it was cool nonetheless.
5 / 6
Late at night two months ago, we heard a window break and a still-unidentified man came in and stole our TV at gunpoint. In terms of contact it’s not the best, but it’s still better than nothing.
6 / 6