The Executive Branch

The documents below are part of a trove of classified files provided to The Onion by an anonymous whistleblower in the White House. All of these documents can be found here.

Homeland Security Presentation On Reinstating Torture

Energy Department Presentation On Solving Energy Crisis

President Trump Discusses Elimination Of Waterways With Interior Secretary

Steve Mnuchin's Emails Regarding $20 Bill Design

Health & Human Services Obamacare Replacement Options

State Department Memo On Global Initiatives

Fish And Wildlife Service Presentation On Nation's Fish

Ben Carson Discusses The War Between Houses And Cars

HUD Overview Presentation