The FBI is considering relaxing their strict standards for past marijuana use among prospective agents. What do you think?

"I think it's a good change. The FBI should be open to considering applicants who attended college at some point in their past."
Gerald Leslie • Therapist

"As long as the FBI sticks to its '3 Strikes And You're Out' policy on masturbation, their reputation will remain intact."
Craig Lefferts • Salesman
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"What's next? Allowing drunks to join the police?"
Theresa Spillman • Police Officer