The Lighthouse Question

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The documents below are part of a trove of classified files provided to The Onion by an anonymous whistleblower in the White House. All of these documents can be found here.


President Trump Warns Of Threat Posed By Lighthouses

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Minutes Of Intelligence Meeting On Lighthouses

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CIA Presentation On Lighthouses

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Executive Order On Lighthouses