The Mideast Peace Talks

At last week's historic Mideast peace conference in Annapolis, MD, Prime Minister Ehud Olmert of Israel and Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas sat down to begin the peace process. Here is what they agreed on:

Jews will have East Jerusalem from January to June and Palestinians will have it from June to December

To just meet again in another seven years

The Gaza Strip is the rightful land of anybody who is nuts enough to live there

Each country gets a pass on one rocketing per year

Matzo/falafel cross-marketing campaign could be huge

To at least fight over some nicer land

Leave Becky Reynolds, whom they both dated, out of this

Grand, empty gestures of peaceful intentions are a great way to burn a weekend