The Most Indifferent Animals At The Petting Zoo This Year

PublishedDecember 27, 2018

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The Big Sheep: It’s frustrating being told to “watch your fingers,” but what’s even more frustrating is offering them and not getting so much as a nibble.

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Rabbit: We don’t know what it looks like when a rabbit is excited, but that wasn’t it.

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Llama: It was kinda cool to see a Llama, but it wanted nothing to do with us. We even paid 50 cents for those pellets they’re supposed to eat and it didn’t come over.

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Pony: Probably for the best that it didn’t want us to pet it, because it ended up biting a kid, like, 10 minutes later.

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Bale of Hay: Cold and distant, this prickly fellow would rather be left alone in the corner of the pen than be loved.

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Pig: We honestly can’t blame her; she seemed pretty busy.

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