‘The Onion’ Celebrates International Women’s Day

‘The Onion’ Celebrates International Women’s Day

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Woman Quickly Cycles Through Non-Threatening Voice Inflections Before Expressing Concern

Woman Quickly Cycles Through Non-Threatening Voice Inflections Before Expressing Concern

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3 / 19

Girl Welcomed To Womanhood With 4-Page Pamphlet

Girl Welcomed To Womanhood With 4-Page Pamphlet

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Treasury Department Honors Women With First Female Currency

Treasury Department Honors Women With First Female Currency

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5 / 19

Woman Probably Just Made Up Rape Story In Order To Get Threatening Emails

Woman Probably Just Made Up Rape Story In Order To Get Threatening Emails

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Woman Takes Short Half-Hour Break From Being Feminist To Enjoy TV Show

Woman Takes Short Half-Hour Break From Being Feminist To Enjoy TV Show

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7 / 19

Out-Of-Style Woman Still Has Last Season’s Body Issues

Out-Of-Style Woman Still Has Last Season’s Body Issues

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8 / 19

Japan Grants Suffrage To Female Robots

Japan Grants Suffrage To Female Robots

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9 / 19

Sources: You Don’t Want To Know What Currently Happening To Saudi Arabian Woman

Sources: You Don’t Want To Know What Currently Happening To Saudi Arabian Woman

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10 / 19

Woman Always Really Excited To Be In Whatever Relationship Status She’s Currently In

Woman Always Really Excited To Be In Whatever Relationship Status She’s Currently In

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11 / 19

Report: Women Only Made Up 2.7% Of Video Game Bosses Last Year

Report: Women Only Made Up 2.7% Of Video Game Bosses Last Year

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12 / 19

State’s Abortion Waiting Period Allows Women To Explore Alternatives To Making Their Own Decisions

State’s Abortion Waiting Period Allows Women To Explore Alternatives To Making Their Own Decisions

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Sometimes, Area Woman Just Feels...

Sometimes, Area Woman Just Feels...

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14 / 19

Study Finds Girls Outperforming Future Employers In School

Study Finds Girls Outperforming Future Employers In School

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Nation’s Women Clarify They Harbor No Secret Desire To See Colleagues,’ Acquaintances,’ Strangers’ Genitals

Nation’s Women Clarify They Harbor No Secret Desire To See Colleagues,’ Acquaintances,’ Strangers’ Genitals

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16 / 19

New Health Insurance Law Lets Employers Refuse To Cover Contraceptives If They’re Morally Opposed To Women

New Health Insurance Law Lets Employers Refuse To Cover Contraceptives If They’re Morally Opposed To Women

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17 / 19

Company Encourages Women Who Have Been Sexually Harassed To Come Forward With Resignation Letter

Company Encourages Women Who Have Been Sexually Harassed To Come Forward With Resignation Letter

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Man Finally Put In Charge Of Struggling Feminist Movement

Man Finally Put In Charge Of Struggling Feminist Movement

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