The Onion Remembers Steve Bannon, Trump’s Most Encrusted Advisor

The Onion Remembers Steve Bannon, Trump’s Most Encrusted Advisor

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White House Staff Reminded To Place Lids Firmly On Trash Cans After Steve Bannon Gets Into Garbage Again

White House Staff Reminded To Place Lids Firmly On Trash Cans After Steve Bannon Gets Into Garbage Again

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Steve Bannon Slurps Still-Twitching Tail Into Mouth Before Giving Opinion On Syria

Steve Bannon Slurps Still-Twitching Tail Into Mouth Before Giving Opinion On Syria

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Steve Bannon Mixes Discarded Climate Change Report With Saliva To Build Final Wall Of Nest

Steve Bannon Mixes Discarded Climate Change Report With Saliva To Build Final Wall Of Nest

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Steve Bannon’s Inflamed Liver Pulsing Visibly Through Shirt During Strategy Meeting

Steve Bannon’s Inflamed Liver Pulsing Visibly Through Shirt During Strategy Meeting

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Steve Bannon Marks Draft Of Executive Order He Likes With Noxious Pheromone Secretion

Steve Bannon Marks Draft Of Executive Order He Likes With Noxious Pheromone Secretion

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Rodent Clearly Making Its Way Through Steve Bannon’s Body Throughout National Security Meeting

Rodent Clearly Making Its Way Through Steve Bannon’s Body Throughout National Security Meeting

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Bannon’s Cyst Finally Ruptures

Bannon’s Cyst Finally Ruptures

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Trump Spends 10 Minutes Mistakenly Addressing Steve Bannon’s Freshly Shed Exoskeleton

Trump Spends 10 Minutes Mistakenly Addressing Steve Bannon’s Freshly Shed Exoskeleton

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Staffer Investigating Puddle Of Slime On Floor Looks Up To Discover Coworker Cocooned In Bannon Ooze

Staffer Investigating Puddle Of Slime On Floor Looks Up To Discover Coworker Cocooned In Bannon Ooze

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Nervous Steve Bannon Binge-Eats Entire Class Of Interns Amid Calls For Removal

Nervous Steve Bannon Binge-Eats Entire Class Of Interns Amid Calls For Removal

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Aides Say Bannon Was Not On The Record When He Issued Deafening, Atonal Howl That Caused Journalist’s Skull To Explode

Aides Say Bannon Was Not On The Record When He Issued Deafening, Atonal Howl That Caused Journalist’s Skull To Explode

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‘My Work Here Is Done,’ Smiles Contented Bannon Before Bursting Into Millions Of Spores

‘My Work Here Is Done,’ Smiles Contented Bannon Before Bursting Into Millions Of Spores

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