2. UNIVERSITY OF ALABAMA
School Colors: Crimson painted on pale, backwoods, fleshy white
Number Of Daily Campus Tours: 14,342,902
Has A Big Rock The Students Like To Paint Before Homecoming: Probably
Degree Of Latitude Quarterback Has To Commit Whatever Crimes And Ethics Violations He Wants: Substantial
Subway Franchises On Campus: 104
Years Without State’s Governor Standing In Doorway Preventing Minority Students From Entering: 51