On Feb. 10, the 61st Grammy Awards will honor some of the music industry’s most talented artists and many others. Here are The Onion’s picks for this year’s Grammy winners.
Dan + Shay’s bold composition broke new ground by being one of the first country songs ever to romanticize alcohol.
Janelle Monae’s album was a critical favorite this year and that’s sort of what a Grammy is supposed to be for.
This would be Donald Glover’s torso’s first Grammy Award and third nomination.
Standards is what Traditional Pop Vocal is all about, baby!
There’s no fucking lyrics here, that’s for goddamn sure.
Could be Drake’s last shot at a Grammy before the whole “groping and texting underage girls” thing catches up to him.
Southern Baptist pop group Elevation Worship simply loved Jesus more than any other musicians did last year.