The Onion presents a selection of gifts perfect for every dad just in time for Father’s Day.
This Father’s Day, give your dad a gift that reminds him he’s still many years away from retirement.
Just a few sessions with a certified garage decluttering expert will help your dad expand the breadth of his knowledge and hone his technique.
Make sure Dad is never without the spiritual healing powers of the legendary crooner.
Perfect for the tech-head, this game will allow your dad to live out his dream of handling a crisis at sea.
A silk tie adds the perfect pop of color to any father’s dresser drawer.
Spark your dad’s imagination with Pete, Geoff, Don, and Bill. He’ll spend hours shooting the shit and watching the game with them, and when he’s done, they can be stored in their protective display cases.
Look, he drinks coffee and there’s no reason he shouldn’t be able to pour his cream out of a decent-looking container, okay?
It’s a little unconventional, but a high-end sports car with all-wheel drive is the perfect gift for a dad with quirky taste.
You won’t have to choose between giving Dad a belt or wallet with this present. Consider putting together a gift basket, including a nice rawhide mallet and a couple rivet setters, too.
It’s nothing fancy, but it would make his day if you took the time to tell him that it’s fine by you if he wants to get back out there.