With Mother’s Day just around the corner, The Onion has put together a selection of gifts that any mom would love.
The perfect gift for a mom who loves to explore off the beaten path. Also available in Cappuccino and Tea Tree Lemon.
With her very own URL, now all Mom has to do is port the domain to a hosting platform, pick any CMS she wants, and code to her heart’s content.
That’ll buy you some time.
Your mom will appreciate the personal thought and effort that went into this unique gift.
She’s going to end up putting this in her bathroom come hell or high water, so it might as well come from you.
A pampering treatment is perfect for any mom who wasn’t able to retire early because you refused to go to an in-state college.
There’s nothing that will make Mom happier than seeing your face every time she reaches for a can opener.
All her friends will be jealous when you take Mom to see Shawn Killinger and Jill Bauer show off the best new jewelry cleaner and collapsible luggage in a live ice-skating spectacular.
Sure, just write something in it about how you love her more than anything. She’ll eat that right up.