InteractiveThe Onion's Interactive Police Blotter6/03/12 11:00pmSEE MORE: Corporate CultureSEE MORE: Corporate CultureCorporate CultureInteractive Feature LargeVol 48 Issue 23EditEmbiggenSend to EditorsPromoteShare to KinjaToggle Conversation toolsChange in-article videoGo to permalinkExplore area crimes reported by the Onion's law enforcement beat.AdvertisementShare This Story