The Onion's Nudes: The Most Iconic Naked Photojournalism From Our Archives

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The Onion's Nudes: The Most Iconic Naked Photojournalism From Our Archives

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Nude Justice Breyer Leaves Supreme Court After Turning In His Robes

Nude Justice Breyer Leaves Supreme Court After Turning In His Robes

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Woman Relieved To Hear Husband In Bed With Nude Stranger Can Explain Everything

Woman Relieved To Hear Husband In Bed With Nude Stranger Can Explain Everything

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Nude Woman Pleasantly Surprised To See Self Represented In Art Museum’s Collection

Nude Woman Pleasantly Surprised To See Self Represented In Art Museum’s Collection

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Larry Flynt Promises To Make God Famous With Nude Photo Shoot

Larry Flynt Promises To Make God Famous With Nude Photo Shoot

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Trump Family To Halt Big Bath They All Take Together Every Night During President’s Quarantine

Trump Family To Halt Big Bath They All Take Together Every Night During President’s Quarantine

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Naked, Out-Of-Breath CDC Director Announces Nation’s Fertility Rate No Longer In Decline

Naked, Out-Of-Breath CDC Director Announces Nation’s Fertility Rate No Longer In Decline

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Naked Andrew Yang Emerges From Time Vortex To Warn Debate Audience About Looming Threat Of Automation

Naked Andrew Yang Emerges From Time Vortex To Warn Debate Audience About Looming Threat Of Automation

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Naked Man Refusing To Let Unworthy Attire Touch His Body Until Launch Of New Onion Store Merchandise

Naked Man Refusing To Let Unworthy Attire Touch His Body Until Launch Of New Onion Store Merchandise

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Naked Eric Trump Runs Through State Dinner Pursued By Screaming Au Pair

Naked Eric Trump Runs Through State Dinner Pursued By Screaming Au Pair

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Vagina Has Five O’Clock Shadow

Vagina Has Five O’Clock Shadow

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Man At Gym Apparently Comfortable Standing Naked Right In Middle Of Spin Class

Man At Gym Apparently Comfortable Standing Naked Right In Middle Of Spin Class

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Study: 89% Of Husbands Planning To Surprise Wife On Valentine’s Day By Dressing As Naked, Chubby Cherub

Study: 89% Of Husbands Planning To Surprise Wife On Valentine’s Day By Dressing As Naked, Chubby Cherub

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NBC Camera Fails To Cut Away From Owners Booth In Time As Nude Jerry Jones Leaps Up From Hot Tub Following Touchdown

NBC Camera Fails To Cut Away From Owners Booth In Time As Nude Jerry Jones Leaps Up From Hot Tub Following Touchdown

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Nude Aides Huddled Around Trump Assure Him No One Wearing Wire

Nude Aides Huddled Around Trump Assure Him No One Wearing Wire

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LeBron James Dances Naked Inside Pentagram Of Black Candles In New Pregame Satanic Ritual

LeBron James Dances Naked Inside Pentagram Of Black Candles In New Pregame Satanic Ritual

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Nude, Ash-Streaked Dick Vitale Proclaims This What March Madness All About

Nude, Ash-Streaked Dick Vitale Proclaims This What March Madness All About

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Pope Francis Spotted Sunbathing Nude In St. Peter’s Square

Pope Francis Spotted Sunbathing Nude In St. Peter’s Square

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‘Wall Street Journal’ Reintroduces Nudes After Failed Yearlong Experiment

‘Wall Street Journal’ Reintroduces Nudes After Failed Yearlong Experiment

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Matt Damon Appears Fully Nude For First Time In Local Man’s Imagination

Matt Damon Appears Fully Nude For First Time In Local Man’s Imagination

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Hillary Clinton Appears Before Rally Completely Nude In Bid For Authenticity

Hillary Clinton Appears Before Rally Completely Nude In Bid For Authenticity

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‘You Are Not Your Job,’ Obama Reminds Himself Throughout Shower

‘You Are Not Your Job,’ Obama Reminds Himself Throughout Shower

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Study: 73% Of Bedroom Closets Have Wife’s Boy Toy Crouched Naked Inside

Study: 73% Of Bedroom Closets Have Wife’s Boy Toy Crouched Naked Inside

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Political Cartoonist’s Wife Finds Disturbing Nude Drawings Of Uncle Sam

Political Cartoonist’s Wife Finds Disturbing Nude Drawings Of Uncle Sam

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Nation’s Moms Dance Nude Around Moonlit Bonfire To Conjure Spirit Of Emma Thompson

Nation’s Moms Dance Nude Around Moonlit Bonfire To Conjure Spirit Of Emma Thompson

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Locker Room Reporter Still Hasn’t Gotten Used To Seeing Jerry Jones Naked

Locker Room Reporter Still Hasn’t Gotten Used To Seeing Jerry Jones Naked

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New Documentary Reveals SeaWorld Forced Orca Whales To Perform Nude

New Documentary Reveals SeaWorld Forced Orca Whales To Perform Nude

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Weird Man Begins Every Morning By Dousing His Naked Body In Water

Weird Man Begins Every Morning By Dousing His Naked Body In Water

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Nude Biden Wakes Up On Cold Slab In D.C. Morgue

Nude Biden Wakes Up On Cold Slab In D.C. Morgue

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Nation Disturbed By Photos Of Bud Selig In ESPN’s Body Issue

Nation Disturbed By Photos Of Bud Selig In ESPN’s Body Issue

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Obama Fed Grapes While Urging Press Conference To Enjoy Orgy

Obama Fed Grapes While Urging Press Conference To Enjoy Orgy

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Hot, Sweaty Jane Fonda Wondering If That’s The Best Delivery Boy’s Got

Hot, Sweaty Jane Fonda Wondering If That’s The Best Delivery Boy’s Got

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Why I Serve Nude: The First Totally Naked Marine Shares His Thoughts On Fighting In Afghanistan

Why I Serve Nude: The First Totally Naked Marine Shares His Thoughts On Fighting In Afghanistan

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Secretary Of Education Forced To Take Up Stripping To Put Nation Through School

Secretary Of Education Forced To Take Up Stripping To Put Nation Through School

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Area Man To Run Naked Through Streets Tonight No Matter Who Wins Election

Area Man To Run Naked Through Streets Tonight No Matter Who Wins Election

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Naked, Tied-Up Paul Ryan Tells Staff He Can’t Prepare For Debate Unless They Slap Him Harder

Naked, Tied-Up Paul Ryan Tells Staff He Can’t Prepare For Debate Unless They Slap Him Harder

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No One Murdered Because Of This Image

No One Murdered Because Of This Image

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Bill Clinton Finally Just Shows America His Penis

Bill Clinton Finally Just Shows America His Penis

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Donald Trump Stares Forlornly At Tiny, Aged Penis In Mirror Before Putting On Clothes, Beginning Day

Donald Trump Stares Forlornly At Tiny, Aged Penis In Mirror Before Putting On Clothes, Beginning Day

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Nude Man Who Locked Self Out Of House Delivers Moving Treatise On Human Condition To Slowly Gathering Crowd

Nude Man Who Locked Self Out Of House Delivers Moving Treatise On Human Condition To Slowly Gathering Crowd

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Security Guards Chase Naked USA Fan Around White House

Security Guards Chase Naked USA Fan Around White House

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Poll Finds Majority Of Male Voters Would Have Elected Naked Woman

Poll Finds Majority Of Male Voters Would Have Elected Naked Woman

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Hero Woman Changes In Front Of Open Window

Hero Woman Changes In Front Of Open Window

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Naked Woman Picture Gains Popularity On Internet

Naked Woman Picture Gains Popularity On Internet

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There’s A Nude Sheriff In Town

There’s A Nude Sheriff In Town

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Naked Man Only One Comfortable With His Body

Naked Man Only One Comfortable With His Body

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Half-Naked Kissinger Thrown Out Of U.S. News & World Report Mansion

Half-Naked Kissinger Thrown Out Of U.S. News & World Report Mansion

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Buck-Naked Man Stresses Importance Of Proper Schooling

Buck-Naked Man Stresses Importance Of Proper Schooling

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