‘The Shape of Water’ Wins Best Picture

The highest honor of the 90th Academy Awards went to Guillermo del Toro’s The Shape of Water, a film about the relationship that forms between a mute woman and an amphibious creature. What do you think?

“Cool! That’s gonna look great stamped on a Blu-Ray cover.”

Owen Trapp • Legal Pad Liner


“Well deserved. Del Toro did much to elevate the art of monster porn with this film.”

Kerry Pauls • Necktie Tightener

“Well, this is a shitty way to find out.”

Scott Rudin • Producer of Lady Bird