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The documents below are part of a trove of classified files provided to The Onion by an anonymous whistleblower in the White House. All of these documents can be found here.

Executive Order On Theseus Protocol


Theseus Protocol Memos

White House Staff Emails Regarding Theseus Protocol


Letters From Theseus Protocol Director


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