Each year, the White House hosts an Independence Day celebration. Here is what the Trump White House has planned this year.
8:00 a.m.
Staff present the president with a one-page report laying out what the Fourth of July is
9:00 a.m.
Military honor guard to fire a volley for each of Trump’s 304 electoral votes
10:00 a.m.
Children gather on the South Lawn for the annual White House Roman Candle Hunt
10:30 a.m.
President Trump signs the original Declaration of Independence
11:00 a.m.
First Lady Melania Trump takes Barron to Six Flags for the day
12:00 p.m.
Speech by President Trump honoring veterans and promising to create more of them than any other president in history
3:30 p.m.
Reince Priebus to be fired seconds after taking a huge bite of potato salad
4:00 p.m.
Reveal of Ivanka Trump’s all-new American flag, which she designed with working women in mind
5:00 p.m.
Email sent out by Sean Spicer letting everyone know that he’s still got plenty of burgers at his backyard barbecue if anyone wants to come by
8:00 p.m.
Send Eric Trump to bed with a stomachache after eating too many sparklers
8:30 p.m.
Senior economist Greg Leiserson performs beautiful a capella version of “God Bless The USA”
9:00 p.m.
Fireworks display will serve as strong show of force toward D.C. suburbs