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12/17/12 9:19AM

Boehner Just Wants Wife To Listen, Not Come Up With Alternative Debt-Reduction Ideas

Furious Bleacher Report Editor Will Make Staff Rank Things All Fucking Night If He Has To

The Onion's Plan For Solving The Fiscal Cliff Crisis

CVS Poised To Be Nation's Top Seller Of Shitty Office Party Gifts For Your Coworkers

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Toddler Leaders Call For Increased Duck Visibility

Kidnappers' Demands Only Make Sense Given Economy

Taylor Swift Apparently Now Dating 'Garfield' Creator Jim Davis

Slovenian 8th-Graders Surprised Even They Outperformed U.S. Students In Science

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Guys With Boring Jobs Really Hitting It Off A Few Rows Back On Airplane

Movie Studio Blows Whole Budget On Big-Name Gaffer

Roger Goodell Proposes Eliminating Ball From NFL

Fuck Everything, Nation Reports

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Report: It Okay To Spend Rest Of Day Curled In Fetal Position Under Desk

Right To Own Handheld Device That Shoots Deadly Metal Pellets At High Speed Worth All Of This

'Right To Live Life In Complete, Stunned Horror,' Added To Constitution

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