The Week In Pictures – Week Of April 20, 2020

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The Week In Pictures – Week Of April 20, 2020

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Historians Discover Declaration Of Independence Originally Intended As Outlet For Founders To Vent Privately

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Desperate Red Cross Introduces New High-Powered Arm Juicer To Get Every Last Drop Out Of Donors

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Postal Service Unveils Plan To Pay Debts With New $1 Trillion Stamp

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Bib-Wearing Nation Holding Forks And Knives Impatiently Waiting For Restaurants To Reopen

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Mike Pompeo Warns Iran Stockpiling Tubes To Build Ventilator

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Trump Blasts Dr. Fauci Over Repeated Negative Remarks About Coronavirus

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Aetna Honors All The Brave Insurance Debt Collectors Continuing To Work In This Difficult Time

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DMT Researchers Advise Maintaining 6-Foot Distance From Own Body

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Grinning Tim Cook Announces New iPhone Will No Longer Be Compatible With AirPods

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Fears Over Food Supply Grows After Nation’s Naughty Little Boys Sneak Into Reserve Stockpiles And Eat All The Sweets

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Lonely Pedophile Wistfully Surveys Deserted Schoolyard Playground

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Pope Francis Finally Close To Finishing Bible

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Health Experts Say Coronavirus Originated In Promiscuous Bat Who Slept Around A Lot

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‘Barber…I Was A Barber,’ Says Man Struggling To Recall Life Before Pandemic

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CEO Assures Employees He Doing Everything In His Power To Lay People Off

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Russian Roulette Champion Wouldn’t Let His Son Play Russian Roulette

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Pathetic Minimum-Wage Worker Devastated About Losing Job That Only Paid Couple Hundred Dollars A Week Anyway

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‘You’ve Served Me Well, But This Has Gone Too Far,’ Says Oprah Loading Shotgun After Watching Dr. Oz, Dr. Phil Fox News Appearances

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