
The Week In Pictures – Week Of April 20, 2020

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Desperate Red Cross Introduces New High-Powered Arm Juicer To Get Every Last Drop Out Of Donors
Desperate Red Cross Introduces New High-Powered Arm Juicer To Get Every Last Drop Out Of Donors

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Postal Service Unveils Plan To Pay Debts With New $1 Trillion Stamp
Postal Service Unveils Plan To Pay Debts With New $1 Trillion Stamp

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Bib-Wearing Nation Holding Forks And Knives Impatiently Waiting For Restaurants To Reopen
Bib-Wearing Nation Holding Forks And Knives Impatiently Waiting For Restaurants To Reopen

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Mike Pompeo Warns Iran Stockpiling Tubes To Build Ventilator
Mike Pompeo Warns Iran Stockpiling Tubes To Build Ventilator

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Trump Blasts Dr. Fauci Over Repeated Negative Remarks About Coronavirus
Trump Blasts Dr. Fauci Over Repeated Negative Remarks About Coronavirus

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Aetna Honors All The Brave Insurance Debt Collectors Continuing To Work In This Difficult Time
Aetna Honors All The Brave Insurance Debt Collectors Continuing To Work In This Difficult Time

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DMT Researchers Advise Maintaining 6-Foot Distance From Own Body
DMT Researchers Advise Maintaining 6-Foot Distance From Own Body

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Grinning Tim Cook Announces New iPhone Will No Longer Be Compatible With AirPods
Grinning Tim Cook Announces New iPhone Will No Longer Be Compatible With AirPods

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Fears Over Food Supply Grows After Nation’s Naughty Little Boys Sneak Into Reserve Stockpiles And Eat All The Sweets
Fears Over Food Supply Grows After Nation’s Naughty Little Boys Sneak Into Reserve Stockpiles And Eat All The Sweets

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Lonely Pedophile Wistfully Surveys Deserted Schoolyard Playground
Lonely Pedophile Wistfully Surveys Deserted Schoolyard Playground

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Pope Francis Finally Close To Finishing Bible
Pope Francis Finally Close To Finishing Bible

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Health Experts Say Coronavirus Originated In Promiscuous Bat Who Slept Around A Lot
Health Experts Say Coronavirus Originated In Promiscuous Bat Who Slept Around A Lot

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‘Barber…I Was A Barber,’ Says Man Struggling To Recall Life Before Pandemic
‘Barber…I Was A Barber,’ Says Man Struggling To Recall Life Before Pandemic

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CEO Assures Employees He Doing Everything In His Power To Lay People Off
CEO Assures Employees He Doing Everything In His Power To Lay People Off

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Russian Roulette Champion Wouldn’t Let His Son Play Russian Roulette
Russian Roulette Champion Wouldn’t Let His Son Play Russian Roulette

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Pathetic Minimum-Wage Worker Devastated About Losing Job That Only Paid Couple Hundred Dollars A Week Anyway
Pathetic Minimum-Wage Worker Devastated About Losing Job That Only Paid Couple Hundred Dollars A Week Anyway

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‘You’ve Served Me Well, But This Has Gone Too Far,’ Says Oprah Loading Shotgun After Watching Dr. Oz, Dr. Phil Fox News Appearances
‘You’ve Served Me Well, But This Has Gone Too Far,’ Says Oprah Loading Shotgun After Watching Dr. Oz, Dr. Phil Fox News Appearances

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