The Week In Pictures – Week Of April 20, 2020

The Week In Pictures – Week Of April 20, 2020

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Desperate Red Cross Introduces New High-Powered Arm Juicer To Get Every Last Drop Out Of Donors

Desperate Red Cross Introduces New High-Powered Arm Juicer To Get Every Last Drop Out Of Donors

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Postal Service Unveils Plan To Pay Debts With New $1 Trillion Stamp

Postal Service Unveils Plan To Pay Debts With New $1 Trillion Stamp

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Bib-Wearing Nation Holding Forks And Knives Impatiently Waiting For Restaurants To Reopen

Bib-Wearing Nation Holding Forks And Knives Impatiently Waiting For Restaurants To Reopen

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Mike Pompeo Warns Iran Stockpiling Tubes To Build Ventilator

Mike Pompeo Warns Iran Stockpiling Tubes To Build Ventilator

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Trump Blasts Dr. Fauci Over Repeated Negative Remarks About Coronavirus

Trump Blasts Dr. Fauci Over Repeated Negative Remarks About Coronavirus

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Aetna Honors All The Brave Insurance Debt Collectors Continuing To Work In This Difficult Time

Aetna Honors All The Brave Insurance Debt Collectors Continuing To Work In This Difficult Time

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DMT Researchers Advise Maintaining 6-Foot Distance From Own Body

DMT Researchers Advise Maintaining 6-Foot Distance From Own Body

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Grinning Tim Cook Announces New iPhone Will No Longer Be Compatible With AirPods

Grinning Tim Cook Announces New iPhone Will No Longer Be Compatible With AirPods

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Fears Over Food Supply Grows After Nation’s Naughty Little Boys Sneak Into Reserve Stockpiles And Eat All The Sweets

Fears Over Food Supply Grows After Nation’s Naughty Little Boys Sneak Into Reserve Stockpiles And Eat All The Sweets

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Lonely Pedophile Wistfully Surveys Deserted Schoolyard Playground

Lonely Pedophile Wistfully Surveys Deserted Schoolyard Playground

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Pope Francis Finally Close To Finishing Bible

Pope Francis Finally Close To Finishing Bible

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Health Experts Say Coronavirus Originated In Promiscuous Bat Who Slept Around A Lot

Health Experts Say Coronavirus Originated In Promiscuous Bat Who Slept Around A Lot

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‘Barber…I Was A Barber,’ Says Man Struggling To Recall Life Before Pandemic

‘Barber…I Was A Barber,’ Says Man Struggling To Recall Life Before Pandemic

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CEO Assures Employees He Doing Everything In His Power To Lay People Off

CEO Assures Employees He Doing Everything In His Power To Lay People Off

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Russian Roulette Champion Wouldn’t Let His Son Play Russian Roulette

Russian Roulette Champion Wouldn’t Let His Son Play Russian Roulette

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Pathetic Minimum-Wage Worker Devastated About Losing Job That Only Paid Couple Hundred Dollars A Week Anyway

Pathetic Minimum-Wage Worker Devastated About Losing Job That Only Paid Couple Hundred Dollars A Week Anyway

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‘You’ve Served Me Well, But This Has Gone Too Far,’ Says Oprah Loading Shotgun After Watching Dr. Oz, Dr. Phil Fox News Appearances

‘You’ve Served Me Well, But This Has Gone Too Far,’ Says Oprah Loading Shotgun After Watching Dr. Oz, Dr. Phil Fox News Appearances

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