The Week In Pictures – Week Of December 16, 2019

The Week In Pictures – Week Of December 16, 2019

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Antiques Shop Owner Only Thousands Of Sales Away From Avoiding Bankruptcy

Antiques Shop Owner Only Thousands Of Sales Away From Avoiding Bankruptcy

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Trump Offers Hunter Biden Job In Energy Department Based On Oil Industry Experience

Trump Offers Hunter Biden Job In Energy Department Based On Oil Industry Experience

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So-Called Ronald Reagan Presidential Library Looks Nothing Like Him

So-Called Ronald Reagan Presidential Library Looks Nothing Like Him

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Apologetic Justin Timberlake Presents Jessica Biel With Severed Hand Of Alisha Wainwright To Prove Loyalty

Apologetic Justin Timberlake Presents Jessica Biel With Severed Hand Of Alisha Wainwright To Prove Loyalty

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Russian Olympic Program Denies Steroids Played Role In 8-Year-Old Gymnast Hurling Balance Beam Through Wall To Escape

Russian Olympic Program Denies Steroids Played Role In 8-Year-Old Gymnast Hurling Balance Beam Through Wall To Escape

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National Association Of Corpses Express Outrage At Still-Living Actors Getting Cadaver Roles On ‘CSI,’ ‘Law & Order’

National Association Of Corpses Express Outrage At Still-Living Actors Getting Cadaver Roles On ‘CSI,’ ‘Law & Order’

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Fans Celebrate Vanna White’s First Show As Guest Wheel

Fans Celebrate Vanna White’s First Show As Guest Wheel

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Shoe From Goodwill Still Has Foot In It

Shoe From Goodwill Still Has Foot In It

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Town Hag Getting In Pretty Good Day Of Shaking Jangly Bell-Covered Stick While Pointing And Screaming ‘You Will Die!’

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God Recounts Torrid Affair With Michelangelo That Began When Posing For Sistine Chapel Fresco

God Recounts Torrid Affair With Michelangelo That Began When Posing For Sistine Chapel Fresco

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Critics In 2030s Ask Why Teen Climate Activist Isn’t In Abandoned School Bailing Water And Shooting Enemy Foragers

Critics In 2030s Ask Why Teen Climate Activist Isn’t In Abandoned School Bailing Water And Shooting Enemy Foragers

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Company’s Holiday Party Moves Up Timeline For Bankruptcy By 4 Months

Company’s Holiday Party Moves Up Timeline For Bankruptcy By 4 Months

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Nation Finally Stands Far Enough Away From Jackson Pollock Painting To Realize It Realistic Still Life Of Fruit

Nation Finally Stands Far Enough Away From Jackson Pollock Painting To Realize It Realistic Still Life Of Fruit

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Graco Recalls 75,000 Infant Car Ejection Seats

Graco Recalls 75,000 Infant Car Ejection Seats

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New ‘Sesame Street’ Character Shudders To Life As Producers Complete Ritual To Imprison Damned Soul Within Puppet

New ‘Sesame Street’ Character Shudders To Life As Producers Complete Ritual To Imprison Damned Soul Within Puppet

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Man Relaxing His Overwhelming Anxiety For Just A Moment Finally Gives Pack Of Coyotes The Opening They Need

Man Relaxing His Overwhelming Anxiety For Just A Moment Finally Gives Pack Of Coyotes The Opening They Need

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Hiker Trapped For Days Under Fallen Boulder Survives By Cutting Off Own Ponytail

Hiker Trapped For Days Under Fallen Boulder Survives By Cutting Off Own Ponytail

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Fox News Condemns 2020 Election As Partisan Witch Hunt Orchestrated By Democrats To Unseat President

Fox News Condemns 2020 Election As Partisan Witch Hunt Orchestrated By Democrats To Unseat President

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Las Vegas Residents Worried That Proposed Construction Of New Casino In Town Will Bring In Riff-Raff

Las Vegas Residents Worried That Proposed Construction Of New Casino In Town Will Bring In Riff-Raff

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‘Well Spoken, My Good Fellow, But Let Me Retort,’ Says Congressman Engaged In Probing, High-Minded Debate On Facts And Merits Of Impeachment

‘Well Spoken, My Good Fellow, But Let Me Retort,’ Says Congressman Engaged In Probing, High-Minded Debate On Facts And Merits Of Impeachment

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Tokyo Drivers Gridlocked As 12-Legged Catbus Overturns On Highway

Tokyo Drivers Gridlocked As 12-Legged Catbus Overturns On Highway

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Microsoft Unveils New 40-Story-Tall Brutalist Xbox Series X

Microsoft Unveils New 40-Story-Tall Brutalist Xbox Series X

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Hungover Coworker A Little Too Functional Morning After Holiday Party Not To Be Alcoholic

Hungover Coworker A Little Too Functional Morning After Holiday Party Not To Be Alcoholic

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Woman Not As Fun-Loving And Carefree As Pom-Pom On Winter Hat Would Suggest

Woman Not As Fun-Loving And Carefree As Pom-Pom On Winter Hat Would Suggest

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Patriots Claim Unsanctioned Recording Was Only For Project Julian Edelman Working On For Filmmaking Class

Patriots Claim Unsanctioned Recording Was Only For Project Julian Edelman Working On For Filmmaking Class

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Report: People Talk, You Know?

Report: People Talk, You Know?

Word Gets Around

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Cubs Sign Sammy Sosa To $300 Million Deal Just To Give Casual Fans Point Of Reference

Cubs Sign Sammy Sosa To $300 Million Deal Just To Give Casual Fans Point Of Reference

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  1. The Week In Pictures – Week Of December 16, 2019
  2. Antiques Shop Owner Only Thousands Of Sales Away From Avoiding Bankruptcy
  3. Trump Offers Hunter Biden Job In Energy Department Based On Oil Industry Experience
  4. So-Called Ronald Reagan Presidential Library Looks Nothing Like Him
  5. Apologetic Justin Timberlake Presents Jessica Biel With Severed Hand Of Alisha Wainwright To Prove Loyalty
  6. Russian Olympic Program Denies Steroids Played Role In 8-Year-Old Gymnast Hurling Balance Beam Through Wall To Escape
  7. National Association Of Corpses Express Outrage At Still-Living Actors Getting Cadaver Roles On ‘CSI,’ ‘Law & Order’
  8. Fans Celebrate Vanna White’s First Show As Guest Wheel
  9. Shoe From Goodwill Still Has Foot In It
  10. Go to slide
  11. God Recounts Torrid Affair With Michelangelo That Began When Posing For Sistine Chapel Fresco
  12. Critics In 2030s Ask Why Teen Climate Activist Isn’t In Abandoned School Bailing Water And Shooting Enemy Foragers
  13. Company’s Holiday Party Moves Up Timeline For Bankruptcy By 4 Months
  14. Nation Finally Stands Far Enough Away From Jackson Pollock Painting To Realize It Realistic Still Life Of Fruit
  15. Graco Recalls 75,000 Infant Car Ejection Seats
  16. New ‘Sesame Street’ Character Shudders To Life As Producers Complete Ritual To Imprison Damned Soul Within Puppet
  17. Man Relaxing His Overwhelming Anxiety For Just A Moment Finally Gives Pack Of Coyotes The Opening They Need
  18. Hiker Trapped For Days Under Fallen Boulder Survives By Cutting Off Own Ponytail
  19. Fox News Condemns 2020 Election As Partisan Witch Hunt Orchestrated By Democrats To Unseat President
  20. Las Vegas Residents Worried That Proposed Construction Of New Casino In Town Will Bring In Riff-Raff
  21. ‘Well Spoken, My Good Fellow, But Let Me Retort,’ Says Congressman Engaged In Probing, High-Minded Debate On Facts And Merits Of Impeachment
  22. Tokyo Drivers Gridlocked As 12-Legged Catbus Overturns On Highway
  23. Microsoft Unveils New 40-Story-Tall Brutalist Xbox Series X
  24. Hungover Coworker A Little Too Functional Morning After Holiday Party Not To Be Alcoholic
  25. Woman Not As Fun-Loving And Carefree As Pom-Pom On Winter Hat Would Suggest
  26. Patriots Claim Unsanctioned Recording Was Only For Project Julian Edelman Working On For Filmmaking Class
  27. Report: People Talk, You Know?
  28. Cubs Sign Sammy Sosa To $300 Million Deal Just To Give Casual Fans Point Of Reference