The Week In Pictures – Week Of December 9, 2019

The Week In Pictures – Week Of December 9, 2019

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Mom Changes Words Of Prayer To Be More Cheerful

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Pete Buttigieg Admits Only Recently Realizing Black People Can Vote

Pete Buttigieg Admits Only Recently Realizing Black People Can Vote

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Pete Buttigieg Admits Only Recently Realizing Black People Can Vote

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Nation Calls For Letting Biden Rub Women’s Shoulders Again After Seeing What He’ll Do Instead

Nation Calls For Letting Biden Rub Women’s Shoulders Again After Seeing What He’ll Do Instead

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Nation Calls For Letting Biden Rub Women’s Shoulders Again After Seeing What He’ll Do Instead

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All Of Woman’s Problems Stem From Never Having Visited Europe

All Of Woman’s Problems Stem From Never Having Visited Europe

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All Of Woman’s Problems Stem From Never Having Visited Europe

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Horrifying Series Of Unspeakable Actions Result In $39 Crock-Pot Being Delivered To Man Same Day

Horrifying Series Of Unspeakable Actions Result In $39 Crock-Pot Being Delivered To Man Same Day

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Horrifying Series Of Unspeakable Actions Result In $39 Crock-Pot Being Delivered To Man Same Day

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‘Team Umizoomi Actually Kind Of Interesting,’ Reports Stay-At-Home Dad On Verge Of Full Psychotic Breakdown

‘Team Umizoomi Actually Kind Of Interesting,’ Reports Stay-At-Home Dad On Verge Of Full Psychotic Breakdown

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‘Team Umizoomi Actually Kind Of Interesting,’ Reports Stay-At-Home Dad On Verge Of Full Psychotic Breakdown

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Man’s Life Spent Occasionally Eating Barbecue In Between Doing Things He Hates

Man’s Life Spent Occasionally Eating Barbecue In Between Doing Things He Hates

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Man’s Life Spent Occasionally Eating Barbecue In Between Doing Things He Hates

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Michael Bloomberg Treats Self To Second, Flashier Presidential Campaign

Michael Bloomberg Treats Self To Second, Flashier Presidential Campaign

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Michael Bloomberg Treats Self To Second, Flashier Presidential Campaign

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Washboard Player In Jug Band Tired Of Spoons Guy Getting All The Chicks

Washboard Player In Jug Band Tired Of Spoons Guy Getting All The Chicks

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Washboard Player In Jug Band Tired Of Spoons Guy Getting All The Chicks

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Antonio Brown Proves He’s Changed Man By Breaking Into Robert Kraft’s House In Middle Of Night To Apologize

Antonio Brown Proves He’s Changed Man By Breaking Into Robert Kraft’s House In Middle Of Night To Apologize

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Antonio Brown Proves He’s Changed Man By Breaking Into Robert Kraft’s House In Middle Of Night To Apologize

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British Royal Family Condemns Media’s Ugly Attacks On Their Traditional Practice Of Sexual Abuse

British Royal Family Condemns Media’s Ugly Attacks On Their Traditional Practice Of Sexual Abuse

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British Royal Family Condemns Media’s Ugly Attacks On Their Traditional Practice Of Sexual Abuse

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Kamala Harris Supporter Insists Her Inspiring Message Of Something Or Other Will Always Live On

Kamala Harris Supporter Insists Her Inspiring Message Of Something Or Other Will Always Live On

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Kamala Harris Supporter Insists Her Inspiring Message Of Something Or Other Will Always Live On

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One-Eyed Man Who Kamala Harris Locked Up 25 Years Ago Quietly Removes Tulsi Gabbard Mask

One-Eyed Man Who Kamala Harris Locked Up 25 Years Ago Quietly Removes Tulsi Gabbard Mask

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One-Eyed Man Who Kamala Harris Locked Up 25 Years Ago Quietly Removes Tulsi Gabbard Mask

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Loved Ones Located All The Way On Other Side Of Heaven

Loved Ones Located All The Way On Other Side Of Heaven

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Loved Ones Located All The Way On Other Side Of Heaven

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Jilted Trump Announces Formation Of Cooler, Way More Powerful NATO With His New Best Friends Oman, Macedonia, And Suriname

Jilted Trump Announces Formation Of Cooler, Way More Powerful NATO With His New Best Friends Oman, Macedonia, And Suriname

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Jilted Trump Announces Formation Of Cooler, Way More Powerful NATO With His New Best Friends Oman, Macedonia, And Suriname

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Mom Scolds Child For Pointing At Homeless Man Instead Of Ignoring His Very Existence

Mom Scolds Child For Pointing At Homeless Man Instead Of Ignoring His Very Existence

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Mom Scolds Child For Pointing At Homeless Man Instead Of Ignoring His Very Existence

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Hands-Off Fantasy Football Player Only Checks Team 132 Times Each Sunday

Hands-Off Fantasy Football Player Only Checks Team 132 Times Each Sunday

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Hands-Off Fantasy Football Player Only Checks Team 132 Times Each Sunday

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Report: Would’ve Been Nice If Dad Had Loved Original Family This Much

Report: Would’ve Been Nice If Dad Had Loved Original Family This Much

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Report: Would’ve Been Nice If Dad Had Loved Original Family This Much

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Woman Tries Reading Shampoo Bottle Directions In French First To Test If She’s Secretly Smart

Woman Tries Reading Shampoo Bottle Directions In French First To Test If She’s Secretly Smart

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Woman Tries Reading Shampoo Bottle Directions In French First To Test If She’s Secretly Smart

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Parents Sign Up Mitch Trubisky For Rec Soccer Team In Hopes He’ll Develop Interest In Sports

Parents Sign Up Mitch Trubisky For Rec Soccer Team In Hopes He’ll Develop Interest In Sports

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Parents Sign Up Mitch Trubisky For Rec Soccer Team In Hopes He’ll Develop Interest In Sports

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Researchers Release Teeny Little Minotaur Into Maze To Test Mice’s Capacity To Use Enchanted String

Researchers Release Teeny Little Minotaur Into Maze To Test Mice’s Capacity To Use Enchanted String

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Researchers Release Teeny Little Minotaur Into Maze To Test Mice’s Capacity To Use Enchanted String

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Boris Johnson Worried Anti-Semitism Accusations Against Labour Party Will Hurt Tories’ Hold On Bigot Vote

Boris Johnson Worried Anti-Semitism Accusations Against Labour Party Will Hurt Tories’ Hold On Bigot Vote

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Boris Johnson Worried Anti-Semitism Accusations Against Labour Party Will Hurt Tories’ Hold On Bigot Vote

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Jimmy Carter Devotes Rest Of Life To Raising Awareness Of Fact That Men Get UTIs Too

Jimmy Carter Devotes Rest Of Life To Raising Awareness Of Fact That Men Get UTIs Too

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Jimmy Carter Devotes Rest Of Life To Raising Awareness Of Fact That Men Get UTIs Too

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Sonny Perdue Argues Food Stamp Cuts Will Incentivize People To Get Exploitative Jobs That Won’t Exist In 5 Years

Sonny Perdue Argues Food Stamp Cuts Will Incentivize People To Get Exploitative Jobs That Won’t Exist In 5 Years

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Sonny Perdue Argues Food Stamp Cuts Will Incentivize People To Get Exploitative Jobs That Won’t Exist In 5 Years

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Mother Confident That Adult Son’s Cycle Of Emotional Terrorism Will Calm Down Once He Finds The Right Girl

Mother Confident That Adult Son’s Cycle Of Emotional Terrorism Will Calm Down Once He Finds The Right Girl

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Mother Confident That Adult Son’s Cycle Of Emotional Terrorism Will Calm Down Once He Finds The Right Girl

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Matt Gaetz Solemnly Raises Pistol To Head After Realizing He Used Barron Trump’s Name While Scolding Witness For Using Barron Trump’s Name

Matt Gaetz Solemnly Raises Pistol To Head After Realizing He Used Barron Trump’s Name While Scolding Witness For Using Barron Trump’s Name

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Matt Gaetz Solemnly Raises Pistol To Head After Realizing He Used Barron Trump’s Name While Scolding Witness For Using Barron Trump’s Name

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Man Doesn’t Want To Put Too Much Effort Into Fixing Up House He Just Going To Burn Down For Insurance Fraud One Day

Man Doesn’t Want To Put Too Much Effort Into Fixing Up House He Just Going To Burn Down For Insurance Fraud One Day

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Man Doesn’t Want To Put Too Much Effort Into Fixing Up House He Just Going To Burn Down For Insurance Fraud One Day

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Sight Of His Beautiful Bride Walking Down Aisle Fills Man With Overwhelming Happyish Feeling

Sight Of His Beautiful Bride Walking Down Aisle Fills Man With Overwhelming Happyish Feeling

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Sight Of His Beautiful Bride Walking Down Aisle Fills Man With Overwhelming Happyish Feeling

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Trump Orders National Christmas Tree Be Cut To One Inch Shorter Than He Is

Trump Orders National Christmas Tree Be Cut To One Inch Shorter Than He Is

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Trump Orders National Christmas Tree Be Cut To One Inch Shorter Than He Is

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Cabal Of Handsome Male Celebrities Agrees To Continue Withholding Baldness Cure From Public And Jude Law

Cabal Of Handsome Male Celebrities Agrees To Continue Withholding Baldness Cure From Public And Jude Law

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Cabal Of Handsome Male Celebrities Agrees To Continue Withholding Baldness Cure From Public And Jude Law

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World Wildlife Fund Apologizes After Years Of Working With Well-Known Whale Pedophile

World Wildlife Fund Apologizes After Years Of Working With Well-Known Whale Pedophile

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World Wildlife Fund Apologizes After Years Of Working With Well-Known Whale Pedophile

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Pete Buttigieg Blames Inability To Disclose Political Stances On NDA With Buttigieg Campaign

Pete Buttigieg Blames Inability To Disclose Political Stances On NDA With Buttigieg Campaign

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  1. The Week In Pictures – Week Of December 9, 2019
  2. Pete Buttigieg Admits Only Recently Realizing Black People Can Vote
  3. Nation Calls For Letting Biden Rub Women’s Shoulders Again After Seeing What He’ll Do Instead
  4. All Of Woman’s Problems Stem From Never Having Visited Europe
  5. Horrifying Series Of Unspeakable Actions Result In $39 Crock-Pot Being Delivered To Man Same Day
  6. ‘Team Umizoomi Actually Kind Of Interesting,’ Reports Stay-At-Home Dad On Verge Of Full Psychotic Breakdown
  7. Man’s Life Spent Occasionally Eating Barbecue In Between Doing Things He Hates
  8. Michael Bloomberg Treats Self To Second, Flashier Presidential Campaign
  9. Washboard Player In Jug Band Tired Of Spoons Guy Getting All The Chicks
  10. Antonio Brown Proves He’s Changed Man By Breaking Into Robert Kraft’s House In Middle Of Night To Apologize
  11. British Royal Family Condemns Media’s Ugly Attacks On Their Traditional Practice Of Sexual Abuse
  12. Kamala Harris Supporter Insists Her Inspiring Message Of Something Or Other Will Always Live On
  13. One-Eyed Man Who Kamala Harris Locked Up 25 Years Ago Quietly Removes Tulsi Gabbard Mask
  14. Loved Ones Located All The Way On Other Side Of Heaven
  15. Jilted Trump Announces Formation Of Cooler, Way More Powerful NATO With His New Best Friends Oman, Macedonia, And Suriname
  16. Mom Scolds Child For Pointing At Homeless Man Instead Of Ignoring His Very Existence
  17. Hands-Off Fantasy Football Player Only Checks Team 132 Times Each Sunday
  18. Report: Would’ve Been Nice If Dad Had Loved Original Family This Much
  19. Woman Tries Reading Shampoo Bottle Directions In French First To Test If She’s Secretly Smart
  20. Parents Sign Up Mitch Trubisky For Rec Soccer Team In Hopes He’ll Develop Interest In Sports
  21. Researchers Release Teeny Little Minotaur Into Maze To Test Mice’s Capacity To Use Enchanted String
  22. Boris Johnson Worried Anti-Semitism Accusations Against Labour Party Will Hurt Tories’ Hold On Bigot Vote
  23. Jimmy Carter Devotes Rest Of Life To Raising Awareness Of Fact That Men Get UTIs Too
  24. Sonny Perdue Argues Food Stamp Cuts Will Incentivize People To Get Exploitative Jobs That Won’t Exist In 5 Years
  25. Mother Confident That Adult Son’s Cycle Of Emotional Terrorism Will Calm Down Once He Finds The Right Girl
  26. Matt Gaetz Solemnly Raises Pistol To Head After Realizing He Used Barron Trump’s Name While Scolding Witness For Using Barron Trump’s Name
  27. Man Doesn’t Want To Put Too Much Effort Into Fixing Up House He Just Going To Burn Down For Insurance Fraud One Day
  28. Sight Of His Beautiful Bride Walking Down Aisle Fills Man With Overwhelming Happyish Feeling
  29. Trump Orders National Christmas Tree Be Cut To One Inch Shorter Than He Is
  30. Cabal Of Handsome Male Celebrities Agrees To Continue Withholding Baldness Cure From Public And Jude Law
  31. World Wildlife Fund Apologizes After Years Of Working With Well-Known Whale Pedophile
  32. Pete Buttigieg Blames Inability To Disclose Political Stances On NDA With Buttigieg Campaign