The Week In Pictures – Week Of February 10, 2020

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The Week In Pictures – Week Of February 10, 2020

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Week in picturesVol 56 Issue 06

Frustrated Tenant Only 5 Or 6 Days Away From Sending Gently Worded Email To Landlord

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Andy Reid After Super Bowl Win: ‘I Can Now Die Of A Heart Attack In Peace’

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Queen Reminds Worker Bees They Still Represent Colony Even When Away From Hive

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Baby Delighted By Grandfather Making Silly Faces During Stroke

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Man Wastes Entire Life Chasing Unrealistic Pipe Dream Of Being Loved And Respected

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DNC Mulls Asking Donald Trump To Run As Democrat In Effort To Stop Sanders

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3 Million Iowans Finish Gathering Into Middle Of Gymnasium For Start Of Caucuses

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Director Sets Up Actor With Backstory About How Franchise Failing Horribly

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Buttigieg: ‘My Record During My First Term As President Speaks For Itself’

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Report: Majority Of Americans Would Jump At Chance To Rip Off Shirt And Use It As Tourniquet

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Somebody In Mosh Pit All Sweaty

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DNC Blames Iowa Caucus Problems On Single Fuck-Up Senior Citizen Volunteer

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DNC Offers Startup $500 Million To Develop Pencil That Can Accurately Record Election Results

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Speeding Democratic Campaign Buses Run Over 173 Iowans In Mad Dash To Get Fuck Out Of State

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Pedestrians Passing Each Other On Sidewalk Stop To Let Children Sniff Each Other

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Corporate Lawyer Achieves Career Masterpiece With McDonald’s Monopoly Contest Rules

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Rush Limbaugh Admits Presidential Medal Of Freedom Less Of An Honor Knowing That Rosa Parks, Maya Angelou Also Received It

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Billboard Super Judgmental Since Converting To Christianity

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Both Parties Acting Exactly How Everyone Expected Them To Restores Nation’s Faith In Political Process

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Iowa Democratic Party Finally Releases Full Caucus Results To Rubble-Strewn Remains Of Des Moines In Year 2186

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Chicago Adds 90-Story Stack Of Italian Beef To Skyline

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Sanders Makes Last-Minute Appeal To Moderates By Reminding Them All His Policies Would End Up Being Watered Down To Their Positions Anyway

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Lin-Manuel Miranda: You People Are Giving Me Too Much Fucking Money

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Trump Spends National Prayer Breakfast Attacking God For Allowing Impeachment To Ever Happen

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Hawks, Celtics, Nets, Hornets, Bulls, Cavs, Mavs, Nuggets, Pistons, Warriors, Rockets, Pacers, Clippers, Lakers, Grizzlies, Heat, Bucks, Timberwolves, Pelicans, Knicks, Thunder, Magic, 76ers, Suns, Blazers, Kings, Spurs, Raptors, Jazz, Wizards Complete Rare 30-Team Swap Of Future Second-Rounders

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Senate Republicans Say One Mistake Should Not Ruin The Life Of A Naive, Promising Young Man Like Trump

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Hollywood Legend Kirk Douglas Dead In Apparent Age Overdose

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Report: The Nation Has Healed And It’s Time To Rejoice!

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Thai Fishermen Find Iowa Caucus Results In Stomach of Tiger Shark

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‘He’s Got The Mulan Virus!’ Yells Don Jr. Attempting To Quarantine Eric By Duct Taping Garbage Bag Over Head

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EPA Thugs Violently Beat Endangered Toad Who Hasn’t Paid Protection Money

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Coronavirus Fears Prompt 200-Foot Surgical Mask To Be Mounted Over Docking Cruise Ship

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Movie Expedition Team Annoyed They Only Getting Briefed On Mission Right Before Parachuting Onto Hostile Island

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Buttigieg Touts Progress Connecting With Black Fortune 500 Executives

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Parkinson’s Gene Waiting To Switch On Until Everything Finally Falling Into Place For Local Man

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Marie Kondo Folds Self Neatly Into Tiny Box After Long Day Of Work

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Nervous, Jeans-Wearing Charlize Theron Wishes Someone Had Told Her This Was Supposed To Be Formal Event

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‘You’re Allowed To Be Naked Sometimes, But Not Other Times,’ Says Brad Pitt In Baffling Oscars Acceptance Speech

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Oscars Replace Orchestral Playouts With Big, Slobbery Saint Bernard To Knock Over Long-Winded Winners

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