The Week In Pictures – Week Of February 10, 2020

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Andy Reid After Super Bowl Win: ‘I Can Now Die Of A Heart Attack In Peace’

Andy Reid After Super Bowl Win: ‘I Can Now Die Of A Heart Attack In Peace’

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Queen Reminds Worker Bees They Still Represent Colony Even When Away From Hive

Queen Reminds Worker Bees They Still Represent Colony Even When Away From Hive

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Baby Delighted By Grandfather Making Silly Faces During Stroke

Baby Delighted By Grandfather Making Silly Faces During Stroke

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Man Wastes Entire Life Chasing Unrealistic Pipe Dream Of Being Loved And Respected

Man Wastes Entire Life Chasing Unrealistic Pipe Dream Of Being Loved And Respected

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DNC Mulls Asking Donald Trump To Run As Democrat In Effort To Stop Sanders

DNC Mulls Asking Donald Trump To Run As Democrat In Effort To Stop Sanders

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3 Million Iowans Finish Gathering Into Middle Of Gymnasium For Start Of Caucuses

3 Million Iowans Finish Gathering Into Middle Of Gymnasium For Start Of Caucuses

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Director Sets Up Actor With Backstory About How Franchise Failing Horribly

Director Sets Up Actor With Backstory About How Franchise Failing Horribly

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Buttigieg: ‘My Record During My First Term As President Speaks For Itself’

Buttigieg: ‘My Record During My First Term As President Speaks For Itself’

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Report: Majority Of Americans Would Jump At Chance To Rip Off Shirt And Use It As Tourniquet

Report: Majority Of Americans Would Jump At Chance To Rip Off Shirt And Use It As Tourniquet

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Somebody In Mosh Pit All Sweaty

Somebody In Mosh Pit All Sweaty

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DNC Blames Iowa Caucus Problems On Single Fuck-Up Senior Citizen Volunteer

DNC Blames Iowa Caucus Problems On Single Fuck-Up Senior Citizen Volunteer

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DNC Offers Startup $500 Million To Develop Pencil That Can Accurately Record Election Results

DNC Offers Startup $500 Million To Develop Pencil That Can Accurately Record Election Results

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Speeding Democratic Campaign Buses Run Over 173 Iowans In Mad Dash To Get Fuck Out Of State

Speeding Democratic Campaign Buses Run Over 173 Iowans In Mad Dash To Get Fuck Out Of State

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Pedestrians Passing Each Other On Sidewalk Stop To Let Children Sniff Each Other

Pedestrians Passing Each Other On Sidewalk Stop To Let Children Sniff Each Other

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Corporate Lawyer Achieves Career Masterpiece With McDonald’s Monopoly Contest Rules

Corporate Lawyer Achieves Career Masterpiece With McDonald’s Monopoly Contest Rules

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Rush Limbaugh Admits Presidential Medal Of Freedom Less Of An Honor Knowing That Rosa Parks, Maya Angelou Also Received It

Rush Limbaugh Admits Presidential Medal Of Freedom Less Of An Honor Knowing That Rosa Parks, Maya Angelou Also Received It

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Billboard Super Judgmental Since Converting To Christianity

Billboard Super Judgmental Since Converting To Christianity

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Both Parties Acting Exactly How Everyone Expected Them To Restores Nation’s Faith In Political Process

Both Parties Acting Exactly How Everyone Expected Them To Restores Nation’s Faith In Political Process

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Iowa Democratic Party Finally Releases Full Caucus Results To Rubble-Strewn Remains Of Des Moines In Year 2186

Iowa Democratic Party Finally Releases Full Caucus Results To Rubble-Strewn Remains Of Des Moines In Year 2186

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Chicago Adds 90-Story Stack Of Italian Beef To Skyline

Chicago Adds 90-Story Stack Of Italian Beef To Skyline

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Sanders Makes Last-Minute Appeal To Moderates By Reminding Them All His Policies Would End Up Being Watered Down To Their Positions Anyway

Sanders Makes Last-Minute Appeal To Moderates By Reminding Them All His Policies Would End Up Being Watered Down To Their Positions Anyway

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Lin-Manuel Miranda: You People Are Giving Me Too Much Fucking Money

Lin-Manuel Miranda: You People Are Giving Me Too Much Fucking Money

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Trump Spends National Prayer Breakfast Attacking God For Allowing Impeachment To Ever Happen

Trump Spends National Prayer Breakfast Attacking God For Allowing Impeachment To Ever Happen

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Hawks, Celtics, Nets, Hornets, Bulls, Cavs, Mavs, Nuggets, Pistons, Warriors, Rockets, Pacers, Clippers, Lakers, Grizzlies, Heat, Bucks, Timberwolves, Pelicans, Knicks, Thunder, Magic, 76ers, Suns, Blazers, Kings, Spurs, Raptors, Jazz, Wizards Complete Rare 30-Team Swap Of Future Second-Rounders

Hawks, Celtics, Nets, Hornets, Bulls, Cavs, Mavs, Nuggets, Pistons, Warriors, Rockets, Pacers, Clippers, Lakers, Grizzlies, Heat, Bucks, Timberwolves, Pelicans, Knicks, Thunder, Magic, 76ers, Suns, Blazers, Kings, Spurs, Raptors, Jazz, Wizards Complete Rare 30-Team Swap Of Future Second-Rounders

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Senate Republicans Say One Mistake Should Not Ruin The Life Of A Naive, Promising Young Man Like Trump

Senate Republicans Say One Mistake Should Not Ruin The Life Of A Naive, Promising Young Man Like Trump

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Hollywood Legend Kirk Douglas Dead In Apparent Age Overdose

Hollywood Legend Kirk Douglas Dead In Apparent Age Overdose

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Report: The Nation Has Healed And It’s Time To Rejoice!

Report: The Nation Has Healed And It’s Time To Rejoice!

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Thai Fishermen Find Iowa Caucus Results In Stomach of Tiger Shark

Thai Fishermen Find Iowa Caucus Results In Stomach of Tiger Shark

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‘He’s Got The Mulan Virus!’ Yells Don Jr. Attempting To Quarantine Eric By Duct Taping Garbage Bag Over Head

‘He’s Got The Mulan Virus!’ Yells Don Jr. Attempting To Quarantine Eric By Duct Taping Garbage Bag Over Head

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EPA Thugs Violently Beat Endangered Toad Who Hasn’t Paid Protection Money

EPA Thugs Violently Beat Endangered Toad Who Hasn’t Paid Protection Money

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Coronavirus Fears Prompt 200-Foot Surgical Mask To Be Mounted Over Docking Cruise Ship

Coronavirus Fears Prompt 200-Foot Surgical Mask To Be Mounted Over Docking Cruise Ship

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Movie Expedition Team Annoyed They Only Getting Briefed On Mission Right Before Parachuting Onto Hostile Island

Movie Expedition Team Annoyed They Only Getting Briefed On Mission Right Before Parachuting Onto Hostile Island

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Buttigieg Touts Progress Connecting With Black Fortune 500 Executives

Buttigieg Touts Progress Connecting With Black Fortune 500 Executives

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Parkinson’s Gene Waiting To Switch On Until Everything Finally Falling Into Place For Local Man

Parkinson’s Gene Waiting To Switch On Until Everything Finally Falling Into Place For Local Man

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Marie Kondo Folds Self Neatly Into Tiny Box After Long Day Of Work

Marie Kondo Folds Self Neatly Into Tiny Box After Long Day Of Work

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Nervous, Jeans-Wearing Charlize Theron Wishes Someone Had Told Her This Was Supposed To Be Formal Event

Nervous, Jeans-Wearing Charlize Theron Wishes Someone Had Told Her This Was Supposed To Be Formal Event

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‘You’re Allowed To Be Naked Sometimes, But Not Other Times,’ Says Brad Pitt In Baffling Oscars Acceptance Speech

‘You’re Allowed To Be Naked Sometimes, But Not Other Times,’ Says Brad Pitt In Baffling Oscars Acceptance Speech

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Oscars Replace Orchestral Playouts With Big, Slobbery Saint Bernard To Knock Over Long-Winded Winners

Oscars Replace Orchestral Playouts With Big, Slobbery Saint Bernard To Knock Over Long-Winded Winners

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  1. The Week In Pictures – Week Of February 10, 2020
  2. Andy Reid After Super Bowl Win: ‘I Can Now Die Of A Heart Attack In Peace’
  3. Queen Reminds Worker Bees They Still Represent Colony Even When Away From Hive
  4. Baby Delighted By Grandfather Making Silly Faces During Stroke
  5. Man Wastes Entire Life Chasing Unrealistic Pipe Dream Of Being Loved And Respected
  6. DNC Mulls Asking Donald Trump To Run As Democrat In Effort To Stop Sanders
  7. 3 Million Iowans Finish Gathering Into Middle Of Gymnasium For Start Of Caucuses
  8. Director Sets Up Actor With Backstory About How Franchise Failing Horribly
  9. Buttigieg: ‘My Record During My First Term As President Speaks For Itself’
  10. Report: Majority Of Americans Would Jump At Chance To Rip Off Shirt And Use It As Tourniquet
  11. Somebody In Mosh Pit All Sweaty
  12. DNC Blames Iowa Caucus Problems On Single Fuck-Up Senior Citizen Volunteer
  13. DNC Offers Startup $500 Million To Develop Pencil That Can Accurately Record Election Results
  14. Speeding Democratic Campaign Buses Run Over 173 Iowans In Mad Dash To Get Fuck Out Of State
  15. Pedestrians Passing Each Other On Sidewalk Stop To Let Children Sniff Each Other
  16. Corporate Lawyer Achieves Career Masterpiece With McDonald’s Monopoly Contest Rules
  17. Rush Limbaugh Admits Presidential Medal Of Freedom Less Of An Honor Knowing That Rosa Parks, Maya Angelou Also Received It
  18. Billboard Super Judgmental Since Converting To Christianity
  19. Both Parties Acting Exactly How Everyone Expected Them To Restores Nation’s Faith In Political Process
  20. Iowa Democratic Party Finally Releases Full Caucus Results To Rubble-Strewn Remains Of Des Moines In Year 2186
  21. Chicago Adds 90-Story Stack Of Italian Beef To Skyline
  22. Sanders Makes Last-Minute Appeal To Moderates By Reminding Them All His Policies Would End Up Being Watered Down To Their Positions Anyway
  23. Lin-Manuel Miranda: You People Are Giving Me Too Much Fucking Money
  24. Trump Spends National Prayer Breakfast Attacking God For Allowing Impeachment To Ever Happen
  25. Hawks, Celtics, Nets, Hornets, Bulls, Cavs, Mavs, Nuggets, Pistons, Warriors, Rockets, Pacers, Clippers, Lakers, Grizzlies, Heat, Bucks, Timberwolves, Pelicans, Knicks, Thunder, Magic, 76ers, Suns, Blazers, Kings, Spurs, Raptors, Jazz, Wizards Complete Rare 30-Team Swap Of Future Second-Rounders
  26. Senate Republicans Say One Mistake Should Not Ruin The Life Of A Naive, Promising Young Man Like Trump
  27. Hollywood Legend Kirk Douglas Dead In Apparent Age Overdose
  28. Report: The Nation Has Healed And It’s Time To Rejoice!
  29. Thai Fishermen Find Iowa Caucus Results In Stomach of Tiger Shark
  30. ‘He’s Got The Mulan Virus!’ Yells Don Jr. Attempting To Quarantine Eric By Duct Taping Garbage Bag Over Head
  31. EPA Thugs Violently Beat Endangered Toad Who Hasn’t Paid Protection Money
  32. Coronavirus Fears Prompt 200-Foot Surgical Mask To Be Mounted Over Docking Cruise Ship
  33. Movie Expedition Team Annoyed They Only Getting Briefed On Mission Right Before Parachuting Onto Hostile Island
  34. Buttigieg Touts Progress Connecting With Black Fortune 500 Executives
  35. Parkinson’s Gene Waiting To Switch On Until Everything Finally Falling Into Place For Local Man
  36. Marie Kondo Folds Self Neatly Into Tiny Box After Long Day Of Work
  37. Nervous, Jeans-Wearing Charlize Theron Wishes Someone Had Told Her This Was Supposed To Be Formal Event
  38. ‘You’re Allowed To Be Naked Sometimes, But Not Other Times,’ Says Brad Pitt In Baffling Oscars Acceptance Speech
  39. Oscars Replace Orchestral Playouts With Big, Slobbery Saint Bernard To Knock Over Long-Winded Winners