The Week In Pictures – Week Of February 17, 2020

The Week In Pictures – Week Of February 17, 2020

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Mom Still Seething Over Car That Blew Through Stop Sign 15 Years Ago

Mom Still Seething Over Car That Blew Through Stop Sign 15 Years Ago

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Western Culture Ends

Western Culture Ends

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Engineer Thinking Bridge For This One

Engineer Thinking Bridge For This One

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2020 Race Upended After New Poll Finds Trump, Democrats Trailing Mysterious Rune-Covered Obelisk By 80 Points

2020 Race Upended After New Poll Finds Trump, Democrats Trailing Mysterious Rune-Covered Obelisk By 80 Points

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Increasingly Unhinged Centrists Announce Plan To Round Up Nation Into Camps To Force Them To Engage In Meaningful Dialogue

Increasingly Unhinged Centrists Announce Plan To Round Up Nation Into Camps To Force Them To Engage In Meaningful Dialogue

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Health Officials Warn It Is Impossible To Tell If American Cruise Ship Passengers Suffering From Coronavirus Or Just Like That

Health Officials Warn It Is Impossible To Tell If American Cruise Ship Passengers Suffering From Coronavirus Or Just Like That

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‘He’s A Cop,’ Say Bernie Backers, Withdrawing Support After Realizing Candidate Vying To Be Commander In Chief

‘He’s A Cop,’ Say Bernie Backers, Withdrawing Support After Realizing Candidate Vying To Be Commander In Chief

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NASA Launches Really Nice Nikon DSLR Camera Strapped To Rocket To Gather Photos Of Sun

NASA Launches Really Nice Nikon DSLR Camera Strapped To Rocket To Gather Photos Of Sun

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Man Crippled By Fear Of Failure As If It Hadn’t Already Happened

Man Crippled By Fear Of Failure As If It Hadn’t Already Happened

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Study Finds Dating Apps Most Effective Way To Find Everyone Your Age Apparently Kayaking Now

Study Finds Dating Apps Most Effective Way To Find Everyone Your Age Apparently Kayaking Now

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Fertility Clinic Employee Asks Couple If They’d Like To Play With Sperm Out Back And Get To Know It Better

Fertility Clinic Employee Asks Couple If They’d Like To Play With Sperm Out Back And Get To Know It Better

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Poll Finds Bloomberg Trailing Among Young Black Males He’s Already Thrown In Prison

Poll Finds Bloomberg Trailing Among Young Black Males He’s Already Thrown In Prison

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Bloomberg Campaign Raises Visibility By Pumping $5 Million Into #BloombergIsRacist Hashtag

Bloomberg Campaign Raises Visibility By Pumping $5 Million Into #BloombergIsRacist Hashtag

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Flustered New Hampshire Bed And Breakfast Host Informs Biden, Sanders, Buttigieg, Warren, Klobuchar They’re All Booked For Same Room

Flustered New Hampshire Bed And Breakfast Host Informs Biden, Sanders, Buttigieg, Warren, Klobuchar They’re All Booked For Same Room

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‘It’s Time To Go, Mr. Stone,’ Says Ski-Masked William Barr After Running Prison Bus Off Road

‘It’s Time To Go, Mr. Stone,’ Says Ski-Masked William Barr After Running Prison Bus Off Road

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Army Guy Wears Glasses

Army Guy Wears Glasses

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Man Calms Down From Violent Rage After Seeing ‘Or Current Resident’ On Misaddressed Letter

Man Calms Down From Violent Rage After Seeing ‘Or Current Resident’ On Misaddressed Letter

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Giannis Antetokounmpo To Take Off Next 3 Seasons With Standard European Paternity Leave

Giannis Antetokounmpo To Take Off Next 3 Seasons With Standard European Paternity Leave

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Emergency Room Staff Assures Parents That Burger King Chicken Fries Will Pass Naturally Through Child’s System

Emergency Room Staff Assures Parents That Burger King Chicken Fries Will Pass Naturally Through Child’s System

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Best In Show Poodle Tearfully Advocates For Joaquin Phoenix Rights During Speech At Westminster Dog Show

Best In Show Poodle Tearfully Advocates For Joaquin Phoenix Rights During Speech At Westminster Dog Show

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Pregnant Woman Finally Knows Joy Of What It Feels Like To Be Big Fat Guy

Pregnant Woman Finally Knows Joy Of What It Feels Like To Be Big Fat Guy

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Moderates Worry Klobuchar Splitting People-Who-Will-Vote-For-Anybody Vote

Moderates Worry Klobuchar Splitting People-Who-Will-Vote-For-Anybody Vote

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Man Has Faint Inkling Of What Greeting Card With Picture Of Donkey On It Might Say Inside

Man Has Faint Inkling Of What Greeting Card With Picture Of Donkey On It Might Say Inside

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CEO Of Robotics Corporation Tells Sobbing Andrew Yang That He Was His Greatest Creation

CEO Of Robotics Corporation Tells Sobbing Andrew Yang That He Was His Greatest Creation

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Fox News Producer Knows His Work Formulaic But At Least It Helps People Escape Reality For Couple Hours

Fox News Producer Knows His Work Formulaic But At Least It Helps People Escape Reality For Couple Hours

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Resigned Nutritionists Now Recommend Eating 3 Servings A Day Of Mice Or Bark Or Whatever

Resigned Nutritionists Now Recommend Eating 3 Servings A Day Of Mice Or Bark Or Whatever

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Man Scrambling To Furnish Apartment Before Date Shows Up

Man Scrambling To Furnish Apartment Before Date Shows Up

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‘You Should Put Your Name On The Karaoke List!’ Reports Greedy, Gluttonous Hunger For Strangers’ Approval

‘You Should Put Your Name On The Karaoke List!’ Reports Greedy, Gluttonous Hunger For Strangers’ Approval

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Mike Bloomberg: ‘I Apologize For The Damages My Past Policies Have Caused To The Negro Community’

Mike Bloomberg: ‘I Apologize For The Damages My Past Policies Have Caused To The Negro Community’

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Jimmy Carter Added To Mount Rushmore After Becoming 5th Former President To Bowl Perfect 300

Jimmy Carter Added To Mount Rushmore After Becoming 5th Former President To Bowl Perfect 300

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CDC Recommends Also Wearing Face Mask On Back Of Head In Case Coronavirus Attacks From Rear

CDC Recommends Also Wearing Face Mask On Back Of Head In Case Coronavirus Attacks From Rear

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Diagram Warning Child Could Drown In Bucket Much More Clear In Hindsight

Diagram Warning Child Could Drown In Bucket Much More Clear In Hindsight

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Couple Takes Weekend Trip Outside City To Get Away From All The Arts And Culture

Couple Takes Weekend Trip Outside City To Get Away From All The Arts And Culture

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Nevada Addresses Concerns About Election Security By Switching To Electronic Voters

Nevada Addresses Concerns About Election Security By Switching To Electronic Voters

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Dad Unleashes Haunting Moan Of Satisfaction Upon Descending Into Hot Tub

Dad Unleashes Haunting Moan Of Satisfaction Upon Descending Into Hot Tub

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God Announces Major Overhaul Of Procreation Process For 2021

God Announces Major Overhaul Of Procreation Process For 2021

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Report Finds Average U.S. College Student Over $28,000 In Debt To Yakuza

Report Finds Average U.S. College Student Over $28,000 In Debt To Yakuza

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Mayo Clinic Offers Special Chocolate Heart Transplant For Valentine’s Day

Mayo Clinic Offers Special Chocolate Heart Transplant For Valentine’s Day

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Bloomberg Hires Thousands Of Canvassers To Stop Black Men On Street And Force Them To Hear Campaign Pitch

Bloomberg Hires Thousands Of Canvassers To Stop Black Men On Street And Force Them To Hear Campaign Pitch

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  1. The Week In Pictures – Week Of February 17, 2020
  2. Mom Still Seething Over Car That Blew Through Stop Sign 15 Years Ago
  3. Western Culture Ends
  4. Engineer Thinking Bridge For This One
  5. 2020 Race Upended After New Poll Finds Trump, Democrats Trailing Mysterious Rune-Covered Obelisk By 80 Points
  6. Increasingly Unhinged Centrists Announce Plan To Round Up Nation Into Camps To Force Them To Engage In Meaningful Dialogue
  7. Health Officials Warn It Is Impossible To Tell If American Cruise Ship Passengers Suffering From Coronavirus Or Just Like That
  8. ‘He’s A Cop,’ Say Bernie Backers, Withdrawing Support After Realizing Candidate Vying To Be Commander In Chief
  9. NASA Launches Really Nice Nikon DSLR Camera Strapped To Rocket To Gather Photos Of Sun
  10. Man Crippled By Fear Of Failure As If It Hadn’t Already Happened
  11. Study Finds Dating Apps Most Effective Way To Find Everyone Your Age Apparently Kayaking Now
  12. Fertility Clinic Employee Asks Couple If They’d Like To Play With Sperm Out Back And Get To Know It Better
  13. Poll Finds Bloomberg Trailing Among Young Black Males He’s Already Thrown In Prison
  14. Bloomberg Campaign Raises Visibility By Pumping $5 Million Into #BloombergIsRacist Hashtag
  15. Flustered New Hampshire Bed And Breakfast Host Informs Biden, Sanders, Buttigieg, Warren, Klobuchar They’re All Booked For Same Room
  16. ‘It’s Time To Go, Mr. Stone,’ Says Ski-Masked William Barr After Running Prison Bus Off Road
  17. Army Guy Wears Glasses
  18. Man Calms Down From Violent Rage After Seeing ‘Or Current Resident’ On Misaddressed Letter
  19. Giannis Antetokounmpo To Take Off Next 3 Seasons With Standard European Paternity Leave
  20. Emergency Room Staff Assures Parents That Burger King Chicken Fries Will Pass Naturally Through Child’s System
  21. Best In Show Poodle Tearfully Advocates For Joaquin Phoenix Rights During Speech At Westminster Dog Show
  22. Pregnant Woman Finally Knows Joy Of What It Feels Like To Be Big Fat Guy
  23. Moderates Worry Klobuchar Splitting People-Who-Will-Vote-For-Anybody Vote
  24. Man Has Faint Inkling Of What Greeting Card With Picture Of Donkey On It Might Say Inside
  25. CEO Of Robotics Corporation Tells Sobbing Andrew Yang That He Was His Greatest Creation
  26. Fox News Producer Knows His Work Formulaic But At Least It Helps People Escape Reality For Couple Hours
  27. Resigned Nutritionists Now Recommend Eating 3 Servings A Day Of Mice Or Bark Or Whatever
  28. Man Scrambling To Furnish Apartment Before Date Shows Up
  29. ‘You Should Put Your Name On The Karaoke List!’ Reports Greedy, Gluttonous Hunger For Strangers’ Approval
  30. Mike Bloomberg: ‘I Apologize For The Damages My Past Policies Have Caused To The Negro Community’
  31. Jimmy Carter Added To Mount Rushmore After Becoming 5th Former President To Bowl Perfect 300
  32. CDC Recommends Also Wearing Face Mask On Back Of Head In Case Coronavirus Attacks From Rear
  33. Diagram Warning Child Could Drown In Bucket Much More Clear In Hindsight
  34. Couple Takes Weekend Trip Outside City To Get Away From All The Arts And Culture
  35. Nevada Addresses Concerns About Election Security By Switching To Electronic Voters
  36. Dad Unleashes Haunting Moan Of Satisfaction Upon Descending Into Hot Tub
  37. God Announces Major Overhaul Of Procreation Process For 2021
  38. Report Finds Average U.S. College Student Over $28,000 In Debt To Yakuza
  39. Mayo Clinic Offers Special Chocolate Heart Transplant For Valentine’s Day
  40. Bloomberg Hires Thousands Of Canvassers To Stop Black Men On Street And Force Them To Hear Campaign Pitch