The Week In Pictures – Week Of February 24, 2020

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Parenting Experts Reveal Forcing Child To Shoot Dying Pet Only Teaches Lesson About Mortality For First 5 Or So Times

Parenting Experts Reveal Forcing Child To Shoot Dying Pet Only Teaches Lesson About Mortality For First 5 Or So Times

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Man Who Didn’t Order Anything Online Still Checks Name On Package Just In Case Amazon Sent Him A Little Present

Man Who Didn’t Order Anything Online Still Checks Name On Package Just In Case Amazon Sent Him A Little Present

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Experts Recommend Tuning Them Out And Just Trying To Enjoy Your Life

Experts Recommend Tuning Them Out And Just Trying To Enjoy Your Life

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Waiter Asks If Couple Would Like To Pack Him Up In Little Box And Take Him Home For Later

Waiter Asks If Couple Would Like To Pack Him Up In Little Box And Take Him Home For Later

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Overwhelmed Archaeologists Struggling To Keep Pace With Glut Of Early Humans Thawed Out By Climate Change

Overwhelmed Archaeologists Struggling To Keep Pace With Glut Of Early Humans Thawed Out By Climate Change

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Boy Scouts Leadership Confident Organization Can Overcome Stigma Of Bankruptcy

Boy Scouts Leadership Confident Organization Can Overcome Stigma Of Bankruptcy

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Armed Teacher Rehearses Shooting Wall, Gunman, 3 Students During Active Shooter Drill

Armed Teacher Rehearses Shooting Wall, Gunman, 3 Students During Active Shooter Drill

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Trump Celebrates New Hospital Opening With Oxygen Tube-Cutting Ceremony

Trump Celebrates New Hospital Opening With Oxygen Tube-Cutting Ceremony

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Report: Average Life Expectancy Increases To 18.2 Years For Americans Who Go Out Like Fucking Legends

Report: Average Life Expectancy Increases To 18.2 Years For Americans Who Go Out Like Fucking Legends

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Thousands Of PETA Activists Descend On Hoover Headquarters To Protest Vacuum Cleaner That Spooked Dog

Thousands Of PETA Activists Descend On Hoover Headquarters To Protest Vacuum Cleaner That Spooked Dog

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New CIA Torture Program Concert Series Brings Metallica Into Black Sites To Play 72-Hour Sets

New CIA Torture Program Concert Series Brings Metallica Into Black Sites To Play 72-Hour Sets

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Rod Blagojevich Somehow Already Governor Of Illinois Again Minutes After Prison Release

Rod Blagojevich Somehow Already Governor Of Illinois Again Minutes After Prison Release

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‘I Love My Wife Marcia And 2 Beautiful Kids, Tad And Hayden,’ Says Buttigieg In Latest Campaign Shift

‘I Love My Wife Marcia And 2 Beautiful Kids, Tad And Hayden,’ Says Buttigieg In Latest Campaign Shift

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Carnival Sinks Cruise Ship Rather Than Letting It Fall Into Coronavirus’ Clutches

Carnival Sinks Cruise Ship Rather Than Letting It Fall Into Coronavirus’ Clutches

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Panicking Aides Finally Locate Biden At Wrong Venue Following Cirque Du Soleil Performers Onstage

Panicking Aides Finally Locate Biden At Wrong Venue Following Cirque Du Soleil Performers Onstage

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Last-Second DNC Rule Change Requires Candidates Spend At Least $300 Million Of Own Fortune To Make Debate Stage

Last-Second DNC Rule Change Requires Candidates Spend At Least $300 Million Of Own Fortune To Make Debate Stage

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‘I’ll Rule You Peasants With An Iron Fist,’ Says Bloomberg To Standing Ovation During DNC Debate

‘I’ll Rule You Peasants With An Iron Fist,’ Says Bloomberg To Standing Ovation During DNC Debate

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Chuck Todd Reminds Candidates That If They Want More Time To Speak There Are Melee Weapons Under Each Of Their Lecterns

Chuck Todd Reminds Candidates That If They Want More Time To Speak There Are Melee Weapons Under Each Of Their Lecterns

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Increased Airtime Of Chantix Commercials Results In Ray Liotta Qualifying For Democratic Debate

Increased Airtime Of Chantix Commercials Results In Ray Liotta Qualifying For Democratic Debate

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Stephen Miller Spends Entire Honeymoon In Hotel Room Calling ICE On Cleaning Staff

Stephen Miller Spends Entire Honeymoon In Hotel Room Calling ICE On Cleaning Staff

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Mom With Arms Full Of Groceries Holds Baby By Scruff Of Neck With Mouth

Mom With Arms Full Of Groceries Holds Baby By Scruff Of Neck With Mouth

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‘Four Quarts Make A Gallon. The Frontal Lobe Controls Decision Making. The Ottoman Empire Dissolved In 1922,” Says Amy Klobuchar, Continuing To Name Trivia Facts Hours After Debate Ends

‘Four Quarts Make A Gallon. The Frontal Lobe Controls Decision Making. The Ottoman Empire Dissolved In 1922,” Says Amy Klobuchar, Continuing To Name Trivia Facts Hours After Debate Ends

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Biden Begging Donors To Stop Sending Money So He Can Quit Race

Biden Begging Donors To Stop Sending Money So He Can Quit Race

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Recently Concussed Americans March On Washington D.C. Demanding The Right To Sleep

Recently Concussed Americans March On Washington D.C. Demanding The Right To Sleep

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Bloomberg Housekeepers Brace For Another Day Of Dressing Up Like DNC Candidates And Letting Boss Beat Them In Debate

Bloomberg Housekeepers Brace For Another Day Of Dressing Up Like DNC Candidates And Letting Boss Beat Them In Debate

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Passengers Aboard Coronavirus Cruise Ship Refusing To Leave After Forming Unlikely Friendships With Each Other That Transcend Nations, Languages

Passengers Aboard Coronavirus Cruise Ship Refusing To Leave After Forming Unlikely Friendships With Each Other That Transcend Nations, Languages

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GM Ups Ante In SUV Race With New 14-Seat, 11-Door, 7-Wheel, 4-Trunk Chevy Teton

GM Ups Ante In SUV Race With New 14-Seat, 11-Door, 7-Wheel, 4-Trunk Chevy Teton

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Everyone In Symphony Audience Has Finger Cocked Under Beer Can Tab For First Sign of Crescendo

Everyone In Symphony Audience Has Finger Cocked Under Beer Can Tab For First Sign of Crescendo

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Experts Concerned Pale Russian Mystic Constantly At Trump’s Side May Attempt To Influence 2020 Election

Experts Concerned Pale Russian Mystic Constantly At Trump’s Side May Attempt To Influence 2020 Election

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Indian Elephant Forced To Busk On Hollywood Boulevard After Los Angeles Bans Exotic Animal Performers

Indian Elephant Forced To Busk On Hollywood Boulevard After Los Angeles Bans Exotic Animal Performers

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Trump Administration Rolls Back Hunting Regulations Forbidding Use Of Chokeholds, Eye Gouging On Birds

Trump Administration Rolls Back Hunting Regulations Forbidding Use Of Chokeholds, Eye Gouging On Birds

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Pete Alonso Asks Teammates Whether They’d All Rather Sign Up For Volleyball This Year

Pete Alonso Asks Teammates Whether They’d All Rather Sign Up For Volleyball This Year

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  1. The Week In Pictures – Week Of February 24, 2020
  2. Parenting Experts Reveal Forcing Child To Shoot Dying Pet Only Teaches Lesson About Mortality For First 5 Or So Times
  3. Man Who Didn’t Order Anything Online Still Checks Name On Package Just In Case Amazon Sent Him A Little Present
  4. Experts Recommend Tuning Them Out And Just Trying To Enjoy Your Life
  5. Waiter Asks If Couple Would Like To Pack Him Up In Little Box And Take Him Home For Later
  6. Overwhelmed Archaeologists Struggling To Keep Pace With Glut Of Early Humans Thawed Out By Climate Change
  7. Boy Scouts Leadership Confident Organization Can Overcome Stigma Of Bankruptcy
  8. Armed Teacher Rehearses Shooting Wall, Gunman, 3 Students During Active Shooter Drill
  9. Trump Celebrates New Hospital Opening With Oxygen Tube-Cutting Ceremony
  10. Report: Average Life Expectancy Increases To 18.2 Years For Americans Who Go Out Like Fucking Legends
  11. Thousands Of PETA Activists Descend On Hoover Headquarters To Protest Vacuum Cleaner That Spooked Dog
  12. New CIA Torture Program Concert Series Brings Metallica Into Black Sites To Play 72-Hour Sets
  13. Rod Blagojevich Somehow Already Governor Of Illinois Again Minutes After Prison Release
  14. ‘I Love My Wife Marcia And 2 Beautiful Kids, Tad And Hayden,’ Says Buttigieg In Latest Campaign Shift
  15. Carnival Sinks Cruise Ship Rather Than Letting It Fall Into Coronavirus’ Clutches
  16. Panicking Aides Finally Locate Biden At Wrong Venue Following Cirque Du Soleil Performers Onstage
  17. Last-Second DNC Rule Change Requires Candidates Spend At Least $300 Million Of Own Fortune To Make Debate Stage
  18. ‘I’ll Rule You Peasants With An Iron Fist,’ Says Bloomberg To Standing Ovation During DNC Debate
  19. Chuck Todd Reminds Candidates That If They Want More Time To Speak There Are Melee Weapons Under Each Of Their Lecterns
  20. Increased Airtime Of Chantix Commercials Results In Ray Liotta Qualifying For Democratic Debate
  21. Stephen Miller Spends Entire Honeymoon In Hotel Room Calling ICE On Cleaning Staff
  22. Mom With Arms Full Of Groceries Holds Baby By Scruff Of Neck With Mouth
  23. ‘Four Quarts Make A Gallon. The Frontal Lobe Controls Decision Making. The Ottoman Empire Dissolved In 1922,” Says Amy Klobuchar, Continuing To Name Trivia Facts Hours After Debate Ends
  24. Biden Begging Donors To Stop Sending Money So He Can Quit Race
  25. Recently Concussed Americans March On Washington D.C. Demanding The Right To Sleep
  26. Bloomberg Housekeepers Brace For Another Day Of Dressing Up Like DNC Candidates And Letting Boss Beat Them In Debate
  27. Passengers Aboard Coronavirus Cruise Ship Refusing To Leave After Forming Unlikely Friendships With Each Other That Transcend Nations, Languages
  28. GM Ups Ante In SUV Race With New 14-Seat, 11-Door, 7-Wheel, 4-Trunk Chevy Teton
  29. Everyone In Symphony Audience Has Finger Cocked Under Beer Can Tab For First Sign of Crescendo
  30. Experts Concerned Pale Russian Mystic Constantly At Trump’s Side May Attempt To Influence 2020 Election
  31. Indian Elephant Forced To Busk On Hollywood Boulevard After Los Angeles Bans Exotic Animal Performers
  32. Trump Administration Rolls Back Hunting Regulations Forbidding Use Of Chokeholds, Eye Gouging On Birds
  33. Pete Alonso Asks Teammates Whether They’d All Rather Sign Up For Volleyball This Year