The Week In Pictures – Week Of February 3, 2020

CDC Urges Americans To Just Say No If Friend Offers Them Coronavirus

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Tragedy Mask Clearly Jealous Of Comedy Mask

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Mike Pompeo: ‘There Is Overwhelming And Undeniable Evidence To Support Going To War With Whoever’

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Amy Klobuchar Enters 18th Minute Of Tense Standoff With Iowa Rally Crowd Who Haven’t Laughed At Her Joke

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Bolton Pledges To Donate All Proceeds From Book Towards Killing Iranians

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Experts Unable To Determine Why Someone As Rich As Justin Bieber Even Needs To Believe In God Anymore

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Xi Jinping Vows To Combat Coronavirus By Making It Illegal To Mention Within A Week

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Parents Impressed By How Big Baby Has Gotten After Just 16 Months Of CrossFit

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Black-Metal Fan Conflicted About Supporting Artist Who’s Never Been Convicted Of Murder

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Royal Caribbean Vessel Erupts From Mount Saint Helens After 8,000-Mile Cruise Through Center Of Earth

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Seattle Mariners Offhandedly Suggest Astros’, Red Sox’ Titles Be Awarded To Them Instead

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CBS Inks Deal For 30-Episode Bloomberg Ad

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Real New Yorker Folds Slice Of Cheesecake In Half Before Eating

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New Evidence Reveals Library Of Alexandria Kicked Out Dozens Of Creepy Old Romans For Looking At Pornographic Images On Abacus

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Joni Ernst Insists She Hasn’t Seen Any Impeachment Evidence That Has Changed Her Self-Serving Political Calculus

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Chris Matthews Warns Bernie Sanders Victory Runs Risk Of Making Him Look Stupid 2 Elections In A Row

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Cow In Really Great Shape

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Sanders Unveils Job-Training Program To Provide Meaningful Work To Low-Skilled Op-Ed Writers

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Aaron Rodgers Pledges To Dedicate Off-Season To Growing As Brand Ambassador

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Kushner Promises Israel Plan Will Relocate All Palestinians To Generous Swath Of Mediterranean Sea

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Lost Grandfather With Dementia Found Hundreds Of Miles Away From Home Wandering International Space Station

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‘USA!’ Chants Patriotic Man Envisioning 2-Mile Square Radius Of His Homogenized Suburb

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Olive Garden Food Scientists Rapidly Running Out Of Foods To Scampi

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Hubble Telescope Reveals Earth Caught In Massive Spider Web Spanning Entire Galaxy

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Elon Musk Rushes To Aid Of Overturned Tesla Pinned On Top Of Child

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Recently Unearthed Ancient Sumerian Cuneiform Tablet Depicts Earliest Known Observance Of Ladies’ Night

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‘You’re A Piece Of Shit And I Hope Everyone Like You Dies,’ Says Biden To Democratic Voter In Stirring Call For Party Unity

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Exhausted ‘1917’ Cinematographer Still Holding Single Shot Months After Film’s Release

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Smart Fridge Fires Beer Into Crowd Of Appliances During Google Home’s Rager In Vacationing Family’s House

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Frito-Lay Pledges Party-Size Bag Of Plain Potato Chips To Help Combat World Hunger

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Report: Fighting Rising Tide Of Authoritarianism Sounds Like A Lot Of Work

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Increased Security Requirements For Super Bowl Mandate All Fan Clothes Be Made From Transparent Plastic

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Panicked Referee Trying To Retrieve Super Bowl Coin From Vending Machine Before Opening Toss

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‘I’m Just Here For The Commercials,’ Jokes Man At Super Bowl Party Too Embarrassed To Admit He Desperate For Any Human Company

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Nick Bosa Frustrated Some Guy Always Standing In Way When He’s Trying To Rush Pocket

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FOX Adds Highlighted Line On Field Showing Women How Far Away They Should Stay From Tyreek Hill

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Sammy Watkins Stops Running In Middle Of Route To Look Around, Soak In This Special Moment

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‘She’s About My Age,’ Reports Mom Watching Halftime Show

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Bored 49ers Fan Already Watched J. Lo Perform At Start-Up’s Holiday Party

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Adorable Super Bowl Encourages Fans To Adopt Abandoned, Stray Football Players

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Mike Shanahan Storms Onto Super Bowl Field To Berate Ref For Bullshit Call Against His Boy

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Chiefs Finally Overcome Curse Of Not Being Good For A Very Long Time

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Victorious Patrick Mahomes Thanks Bears For Drafting Mitchell Trubisky

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