
The Week In Pictures – Week Of February 3, 2020

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Tragedy Mask Clearly Jealous Of Comedy Mask
Tragedy Mask Clearly Jealous Of Comedy Mask

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Mike Pompeo: ‘There Is Overwhelming And Undeniable Evidence To Support Going To War With Whoever’
Mike Pompeo: ‘There Is Overwhelming And Undeniable Evidence To Support Going To War With Whoever’

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Amy Klobuchar Enters 18th Minute Of Tense Standoff With Iowa Rally Crowd Who Haven’t Laughed At Her Joke
Amy Klobuchar Enters 18th Minute Of Tense Standoff With Iowa Rally Crowd Who Haven’t Laughed At Her Joke

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Bolton Pledges To Donate All Proceeds From Book Towards Killing Iranians
Bolton Pledges To Donate All Proceeds From Book Towards Killing Iranians

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Experts Unable To Determine Why Someone As Rich As Justin Bieber Even Needs To Believe In God Anymore
Experts Unable To Determine Why Someone As Rich As Justin Bieber Even Needs To Believe In God Anymore

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Xi Jinping Vows To Combat Coronavirus By Making It Illegal To Mention Within A Week
Xi Jinping Vows To Combat Coronavirus By Making It Illegal To Mention Within A Week

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Parents Impressed By How Big Baby Has Gotten After Just 16 Months Of CrossFit
Parents Impressed By How Big Baby Has Gotten After Just 16 Months Of CrossFit

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Black-Metal Fan Conflicted About Supporting Artist Who’s Never Been Convicted Of Murder
Black-Metal Fan Conflicted About Supporting Artist Who’s Never Been Convicted Of Murder

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Royal Caribbean Vessel Erupts From Mount Saint Helens After 8,000-Mile Cruise Through Center Of Earth
Royal Caribbean Vessel Erupts From Mount Saint Helens After 8,000-Mile Cruise Through Center Of Earth

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Seattle Mariners Offhandedly Suggest Astros’, Red Sox’ Titles Be Awarded To Them Instead
Seattle Mariners Offhandedly Suggest Astros’, Red Sox’ Titles Be Awarded To Them Instead

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CBS Inks Deal For 30-Episode Bloomberg Ad
CBS Inks Deal For 30-Episode Bloomberg Ad

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Real New Yorker Folds Slice Of Cheesecake In Half Before Eating
Real New Yorker Folds Slice Of Cheesecake In Half Before Eating

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New Evidence Reveals Library Of Alexandria Kicked Out Dozens Of Creepy Old Romans For Looking At Pornographic Images On Abacus
New Evidence Reveals Library Of Alexandria Kicked Out Dozens Of Creepy Old Romans For Looking At Pornographic Images On Abacus

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Joni Ernst Insists She Hasn’t Seen Any Impeachment Evidence That Has Changed Her Self-Serving Political Calculus
Joni Ernst Insists She Hasn’t Seen Any Impeachment Evidence That Has Changed Her Self-Serving Political Calculus

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Chris Matthews Warns Bernie Sanders Victory Runs Risk Of Making Him Look Stupid 2 Elections In A Row
Chris Matthews Warns Bernie Sanders Victory Runs Risk Of Making Him Look Stupid 2 Elections In A Row

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Cow In Really Great Shape
Cow In Really Great Shape

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Sanders Unveils Job-Training Program To Provide Meaningful Work To Low-Skilled Op-Ed Writers
Sanders Unveils Job-Training Program To Provide Meaningful Work To Low-Skilled Op-Ed Writers

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Aaron Rodgers Pledges To Dedicate Off-Season To Growing As Brand Ambassador
Aaron Rodgers Pledges To Dedicate Off-Season To Growing As Brand Ambassador

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Kushner Promises Israel Plan Will Relocate All Palestinians To Generous Swath Of Mediterranean Sea
Kushner Promises Israel Plan Will Relocate All Palestinians To Generous Swath Of Mediterranean Sea

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Lost Grandfather With Dementia Found Hundreds Of Miles Away From Home Wandering International Space Station
Lost Grandfather With Dementia Found Hundreds Of Miles Away From Home Wandering International Space Station

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‘USA!’ Chants Patriotic Man Envisioning 2-Mile Square Radius Of His Homogenized Suburb
‘USA!’ Chants Patriotic Man Envisioning 2-Mile Square Radius Of His Homogenized Suburb

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Olive Garden Food Scientists Rapidly Running Out Of Foods To Scampi
Olive Garden Food Scientists Rapidly Running Out Of Foods To Scampi

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Hubble Telescope Reveals Earth Caught In Massive Spider Web Spanning Entire Galaxy
Hubble Telescope Reveals Earth Caught In Massive Spider Web Spanning Entire Galaxy

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Elon Musk Rushes To Aid Of Overturned Tesla Pinned On Top Of Child
Elon Musk Rushes To Aid Of Overturned Tesla Pinned On Top Of Child

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Recently Unearthed Ancient Sumerian Cuneiform Tablet Depicts Earliest Known Observance Of Ladies’ Night
Recently Unearthed Ancient Sumerian Cuneiform Tablet Depicts Earliest Known Observance Of Ladies’ Night

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‘You’re A Piece Of Shit And I Hope Everyone Like You Dies,’ Says Biden To Democratic Voter In Stirring Call For Party Unity
‘You’re A Piece Of Shit And I Hope Everyone Like You Dies,’ Says Biden To Democratic Voter In Stirring Call For Party Unity

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Exhausted ‘1917’ Cinematographer Still Holding Single Shot Months After Film’s Release
Exhausted ‘1917’ Cinematographer Still Holding Single Shot Months After Film’s Release

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Smart Fridge Fires Beer Into Crowd Of Appliances During Google Home’s Rager In Vacationing Family’s House
Smart Fridge Fires Beer Into Crowd Of Appliances During Google Home’s Rager In Vacationing Family’s House

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Frito-Lay Pledges Party-Size Bag Of Plain Potato Chips To Help Combat World Hunger
Frito-Lay Pledges Party-Size Bag Of Plain Potato Chips To Help Combat World Hunger

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Report: Fighting Rising Tide Of Authoritarianism Sounds Like A Lot Of Work
Report: Fighting Rising Tide Of Authoritarianism Sounds Like A Lot Of Work

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Increased Security Requirements For Super Bowl Mandate All Fan Clothes Be Made From Transparent Plastic
Increased Security Requirements For Super Bowl Mandate All Fan Clothes Be Made From Transparent Plastic

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Panicked Referee Trying To Retrieve Super Bowl Coin From Vending Machine Before Opening Toss
Panicked Referee Trying To Retrieve Super Bowl Coin From Vending Machine Before Opening Toss

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‘I’m Just Here For The Commercials,’ Jokes Man At Super Bowl Party Too Embarrassed To Admit He Desperate For Any Human Company
‘I’m Just Here For The Commercials,’ Jokes Man At Super Bowl Party Too Embarrassed To Admit He Desperate For Any Human Company

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Nick Bosa Frustrated Some Guy Always Standing In Way When He’s Trying To Rush Pocket
Nick Bosa Frustrated Some Guy Always Standing In Way When He’s Trying To Rush Pocket

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FOX Adds Highlighted Line On Field Showing Women How Far Away They Should Stay From Tyreek Hill
FOX Adds Highlighted Line On Field Showing Women How Far Away They Should Stay From Tyreek Hill

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Sammy Watkins Stops Running In Middle Of Route To Look Around, Soak In This Special Moment
Sammy Watkins Stops Running In Middle Of Route To Look Around, Soak In This Special Moment

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‘She’s About My Age,’ Reports Mom Watching Halftime Show
‘She’s About My Age,’ Reports Mom Watching Halftime Show

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Bored 49ers Fan Already Watched J. Lo Perform At Start-Up’s Holiday Party
Bored 49ers Fan Already Watched J. Lo Perform At Start-Up’s Holiday Party

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Adorable Super Bowl Encourages Fans To Adopt Abandoned, Stray Football Players
Adorable Super Bowl Encourages Fans To Adopt Abandoned, Stray Football Players

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Mike Shanahan Storms Onto Super Bowl Field To Berate Ref For Bullshit Call Against His Boy
Mike Shanahan Storms Onto Super Bowl Field To Berate Ref For Bullshit Call Against His Boy

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Chiefs Finally Overcome Curse Of Not Being Good For A Very Long Time
Chiefs Finally Overcome Curse Of Not Being Good For A Very Long Time

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Victorious Patrick Mahomes Thanks Bears For Drafting Mitchell Trubisky
Victorious Patrick Mahomes Thanks Bears For Drafting Mitchell Trubisky

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