The Week In Pictures – Week Of January 27, 2020

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‘They Can’t Impeach Someone They Can’t See,’ Say Trump Boys Cramming Dad Into Homemade Bunker Under Oval Office Desk

‘They Can’t Impeach Someone They Can’t See,’ Say Trump Boys Cramming Dad Into Homemade Bunker Under Oval Office Desk

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Amazon Reviewer Posts Selfie With Purchased Toaster

Amazon Reviewer Posts Selfie With Purchased Toaster

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TV Character Knows All This Hardship She’s Experiencing Now Will One Day Be Nothing More Than A ‘Previously On’ Clip

TV Character Knows All This Hardship She’s Experiencing Now Will One Day Be Nothing More Than A ‘Previously On’ Clip

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Canadian Man Wishes There Was Some Way To Pay His Doctor For All The Hard Work He Did

Canadian Man Wishes There Was Some Way To Pay His Doctor For All The Hard Work He Did

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Recipe Clipping On Fridge Officially Outlives Newspaper It Came From

Recipe Clipping On Fridge Officially Outlives Newspaper It Came From

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Report: Clicking This Link Will Add You To Several FBI Watchlists

Report: Clicking This Link Will Add You To Several FBI Watchlists

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Kellyanne Conway Suggests Martin Luther King Jr. Would Have Traveled To Ukraine For Dirt On Biden

Kellyanne Conway Suggests Martin Luther King Jr. Would Have Traveled To Ukraine For Dirt On Biden

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First-Time Davos Attendee Can’t Believe How Many Seminars There Are About Running Secret Child-Molestation Ring

First-Time Davos Attendee Can’t Believe How Many Seminars There Are About Running Secret Child-Molestation Ring

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Area Dad Sure Knows A Lot About Local Weather Woman

Area Dad Sure Knows A Lot About Local Weather Woman

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Impatient Man Forced To Wait To Have Sex Until Wife Finished Giving Birth

Impatient Man Forced To Wait To Have Sex Until Wife Finished Giving Birth

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Contrarian ‘New York Times’ Travel Section Breaks With Paper To Endorse Deval Patrick For Democratic Nomination

Contrarian ‘New York Times’ Travel Section Breaks With Paper To Endorse Deval Patrick For Democratic Nomination

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30-Minute Silence In Car Broken With ‘We’re Making Good Time’

30-Minute Silence In Car Broken With ‘We’re Making Good Time’

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‘Well, I Could Do That’ Says Art Museum Attendee Viewing Security Guard On Lunch Break

‘Well, I Could Do That’ Says Art Museum Attendee Viewing Security Guard On Lunch Break

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Senate Republicans Force Through Resolution Establishing Wingstop As Official Sponsor Of Impeachment Trial

Senate Republicans Force Through Resolution Establishing Wingstop As Official Sponsor Of Impeachment Trial

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God Stumbles On Old, Beat-Up Planet That He Carved ‘Mötley Crüe’ All Over

God Stumbles On Old, Beat-Up Planet That He Carved ‘Mötley Crüe’ All Over

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PornHub Announces Contest To Allow One User Under 18 To View Content

PornHub Announces Contest To Allow One User Under 18 To View Content

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Justice Roberts Sternly Admonishes Impeachment Participants To Remember They’re At Complete Farce Of A Trial

Justice Roberts Sternly Admonishes Impeachment Participants To Remember They’re At Complete Farce Of A Trial

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Financial Experts Recommend Just Waiting Until Chaos Is Law Of The Land

Financial Experts Recommend Just Waiting Until Chaos Is Law Of The Land

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Last Remaining Chinese Paddlefish Cackling In Rafters Of World Wildlife Fund Press Conference Declaring It Extinct

Last Remaining Chinese Paddlefish Cackling In Rafters Of World Wildlife Fund Press Conference Declaring It Extinct

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New Comcast Bundle Deal Includes 24/7 Live-In Technical Support

New Comcast Bundle Deal Includes 24/7 Live-In Technical Support

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Nuclear Scientists Fucking Around In Friend’s Backyard Run Away After Stuffing Fission Bomb Into Coke Can

Nuclear Scientists Fucking Around In Friend’s Backyard Run Away After Stuffing Fission Bomb Into Coke Can

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Trump Lifts Obama-Era Protections Trapping Gangthor The Malevolent In Tomb Deep Within Murky Depths Of Pacific Ocean

Trump Lifts Obama-Era Protections Trapping Gangthor The Malevolent In Tomb Deep Within Murky Depths Of Pacific Ocean

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Trump Woos March For Life Crowd By Kissing Supporter’s Unborn Baby

Trump Woos March For Life Crowd By Kissing Supporter’s Unborn Baby

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Trump Makes Powerful Pro-Life Case By Speaking About The Joys Of Neglecting A Child

Trump Makes Powerful Pro-Life Case By Speaking About The Joys Of Neglecting A Child

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Weinstein Defense Attorney Implores Jury To Remember How Fun ‘Pulp Fiction’ Is

Weinstein Defense Attorney Implores Jury To Remember How Fun ‘Pulp Fiction’ Is

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Melting Giraffe Congressman Warns Impeachment Distracting From Surreal Issues

Melting Giraffe Congressman Warns Impeachment Distracting From Surreal Issues

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Liberals Say Sanders’s Acceptance Of Rogan Endorsement Sends Dangerous Message He Trying To Win Election

Liberals Say Sanders’s Acceptance Of Rogan Endorsement Sends Dangerous Message He Trying To Win Election

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Acquaintances At Happy Hour Break Into Cold Sweat As Mutual Friend Announces She Going To Bathroom

Acquaintances At Happy Hour Break Into Cold Sweat As Mutual Friend Announces She Going To Bathroom

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Pro Bowl Players Not In Game Asked To Sit In Stands To Make Stadium Look Less Empty

Pro Bowl Players Not In Game Asked To Sit In Stands To Make Stadium Look Less Empty

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‘The Cowboy Thing Is Over,’ Says Lil Nas X Appearing On Red Carpet Dressed As 17th-Century Puritan Minister

‘The Cowboy Thing Is Over,’ Says Lil Nas X Appearing On Red Carpet Dressed As 17th-Century Puritan Minister

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Grammys Accused Of Bias Toward Music That Accurately Represents What Nation At Large Listening To

Grammys Accused Of Bias Toward Music That Accurately Represents What Nation At Large Listening To

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Out-Of-Touch, Aging 24-Year-Old Keeps Trying To Fit In With Cool Kids At Grammys

Out-Of-Touch, Aging 24-Year-Old Keeps Trying To Fit In With Cool Kids At Grammys

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Taylor Swift’s ‘Lover’ Wins Grammy For Best Children’s Album

Taylor Swift’s ‘Lover’ Wins Grammy For Best Children’s Album

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Treble Clef Honored With Lifetime Achievement Award During 62nd Annual Grammy Ceremony

Treble Clef Honored With Lifetime Achievement Award During 62nd Annual Grammy Ceremony

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  1. The Week In Pictures – Week Of January 27, 2020
  2. ‘They Can’t Impeach Someone They Can’t See,’ Say Trump Boys Cramming Dad Into Homemade Bunker Under Oval Office Desk
  3. Amazon Reviewer Posts Selfie With Purchased Toaster
  4. TV Character Knows All This Hardship She’s Experiencing Now Will One Day Be Nothing More Than A ‘Previously On’ Clip
  5. Canadian Man Wishes There Was Some Way To Pay His Doctor For All The Hard Work He Did
  6. Recipe Clipping On Fridge Officially Outlives Newspaper It Came From
  7. Report: Clicking This Link Will Add You To Several FBI Watchlists
  8. Kellyanne Conway Suggests Martin Luther King Jr. Would Have Traveled To Ukraine For Dirt On Biden
  9. First-Time Davos Attendee Can’t Believe How Many Seminars There Are About Running Secret Child-Molestation Ring
  10. Area Dad Sure Knows A Lot About Local Weather Woman
  11. Impatient Man Forced To Wait To Have Sex Until Wife Finished Giving Birth
  12. Contrarian ‘New York Times’ Travel Section Breaks With Paper To Endorse Deval Patrick For Democratic Nomination
  13. 30-Minute Silence In Car Broken With ‘We’re Making Good Time’
  14. ‘Well, I Could Do That’ Says Art Museum Attendee Viewing Security Guard On Lunch Break
  15. Senate Republicans Force Through Resolution Establishing Wingstop As Official Sponsor Of Impeachment Trial
  16. God Stumbles On Old, Beat-Up Planet That He Carved ‘Mötley Crüe’ All Over
  17. PornHub Announces Contest To Allow One User Under 18 To View Content
  18. Justice Roberts Sternly Admonishes Impeachment Participants To Remember They’re At Complete Farce Of A Trial
  19. Financial Experts Recommend Just Waiting Until Chaos Is Law Of The Land
  20. Last Remaining Chinese Paddlefish Cackling In Rafters Of World Wildlife Fund Press Conference Declaring It Extinct
  21. New Comcast Bundle Deal Includes 24/7 Live-In Technical Support
  22. Nuclear Scientists Fucking Around In Friend’s Backyard Run Away After Stuffing Fission Bomb Into Coke Can
  23. Trump Lifts Obama-Era Protections Trapping Gangthor The Malevolent In Tomb Deep Within Murky Depths Of Pacific Ocean
  24. Trump Woos March For Life Crowd By Kissing Supporter’s Unborn Baby
  25. Trump Makes Powerful Pro-Life Case By Speaking About The Joys Of Neglecting A Child
  26. Weinstein Defense Attorney Implores Jury To Remember How Fun ‘Pulp Fiction’ Is
  27. Melting Giraffe Congressman Warns Impeachment Distracting From Surreal Issues
  28. Liberals Say Sanders’s Acceptance Of Rogan Endorsement Sends Dangerous Message He Trying To Win Election
  29. Acquaintances At Happy Hour Break Into Cold Sweat As Mutual Friend Announces She Going To Bathroom
  30. Pro Bowl Players Not In Game Asked To Sit In Stands To Make Stadium Look Less Empty
  31. ‘The Cowboy Thing Is Over,’ Says Lil Nas X Appearing On Red Carpet Dressed As 17th-Century Puritan Minister
  32. Grammys Accused Of Bias Toward Music That Accurately Represents What Nation At Large Listening To
  33. Out-Of-Touch, Aging 24-Year-Old Keeps Trying To Fit In With Cool Kids At Grammys
  34. Taylor Swift’s ‘Lover’ Wins Grammy For Best Children’s Album
  35. Treble Clef Honored With Lifetime Achievement Award During 62nd Annual Grammy Ceremony