The Week In Pictures – Week Of January 27, 2020

Unclear What Licensing Deal Led To Single Season 4 Episode Of ‘The Blacklist’ Being Available For Viewing On Airplane

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‘They Can’t Impeach Someone They Can’t See,’ Say Trump Boys Cramming Dad Into Homemade Bunker Under Oval Office Desk

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Amazon Reviewer Posts Selfie With Purchased Toaster

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TV Character Knows All This Hardship She’s Experiencing Now Will One Day Be Nothing More Than A ‘Previously On’ Clip

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Canadian Man Wishes There Was Some Way To Pay His Doctor For All The Hard Work He Did

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Recipe Clipping On Fridge Officially Outlives Newspaper It Came From

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Report: Clicking This Link Will Add You To Several FBI Watchlists

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Kellyanne Conway Suggests Martin Luther King Jr. Would Have Traveled To Ukraine For Dirt On Biden

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First-Time Davos Attendee Can’t Believe How Many Seminars There Are About Running Secret Child-Molestation Ring

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Area Dad Sure Knows A Lot About Local Weather Woman

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Impatient Man Forced To Wait To Have Sex Until Wife Finished Giving Birth

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Contrarian ‘New York Times’ Travel Section Breaks With Paper To Endorse Deval Patrick For Democratic Nomination

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30-Minute Silence In Car Broken With ‘We’re Making Good Time’

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‘Well, I Could Do That’ Says Art Museum Attendee Viewing Security Guard On Lunch Break

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Senate Republicans Force Through Resolution Establishing Wingstop As Official Sponsor Of Impeachment Trial

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God Stumbles On Old, Beat-Up Planet That He Carved ‘Mötley Crüe’ All Over

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PornHub Announces Contest To Allow One User Under 18 To View Content

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Justice Roberts Sternly Admonishes Impeachment Participants To Remember They’re At Complete Farce Of A Trial

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Financial Experts Recommend Just Waiting Until Chaos Is Law Of The Land

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Last Remaining Chinese Paddlefish Cackling In Rafters Of World Wildlife Fund Press Conference Declaring It Extinct

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New Comcast Bundle Deal Includes 24/7 Live-In Technical Support

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Nuclear Scientists Fucking Around In Friend’s Backyard Run Away After Stuffing Fission Bomb Into Coke Can

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Trump Lifts Obama-Era Protections Trapping Gangthor The Malevolent In Tomb Deep Within Murky Depths Of Pacific Ocean

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Trump Woos March For Life Crowd By Kissing Supporter’s Unborn Baby

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Trump Makes Powerful Pro-Life Case By Speaking About The Joys Of Neglecting A Child

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Weinstein Defense Attorney Implores Jury To Remember How Fun ‘Pulp Fiction’ Is

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Melting Giraffe Congressman Warns Impeachment Distracting From Surreal Issues

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Liberals Say Sanders’s Acceptance Of Rogan Endorsement Sends Dangerous Message He Trying To Win Election

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Acquaintances At Happy Hour Break Into Cold Sweat As Mutual Friend Announces She Going To Bathroom

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Pro Bowl Players Not In Game Asked To Sit In Stands To Make Stadium Look Less Empty

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‘The Cowboy Thing Is Over,’ Says Lil Nas X Appearing On Red Carpet Dressed As 17th-Century Puritan Minister

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Grammys Accused Of Bias Toward Music That Accurately Represents What Nation At Large Listening To

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Out-Of-Touch, Aging 24-Year-Old Keeps Trying To Fit In With Cool Kids At Grammys

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Taylor Swift’s ‘Lover’ Wins Grammy For Best Children’s Album

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Treble Clef Honored With Lifetime Achievement Award During 62nd Annual Grammy Ceremony

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