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Queen Elizabeth Watches As Oxen Pull Apart Farmer Who Failed To Provide Yearly Tithe Of Grain

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Kamala Harris Assembles Campaign Staff Of Unpaid California Prison Laborers

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Trump Covered In Own Shit After Furloughed White House Staff Fail To Bathe President

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Weak-Willed Intellectual Infant Checks To See How Many More Pages Left In Book Chapter

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Doctors Assure Recovering Patient He Has Many More Years Of Looking At Phone Ahead Of Him

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